ATTENTION SERBS: I have uploaded another video of a Serbian player for your enjoyment. While I would not go so far as to say that the viewing of this video is mandatory for Serbs, I would like to remind you that your devotion towards Serbian players (and even the country of Serbia) would be in question were you to recuse yourself from the viewing of this video. What kind of Serb would you even be if you didn’t watch every available scrap of footage that purported to depict a Serbian player in the NBA? You would be a disgrace to your honorable homeland.
Ah, who am I kidding? Serbs don’t need any encouragement to watch the videos I upload of their countrymen. They’ll do that all of their own volition and then they’ll tell their friends to do the same. And then the video will get posted on srbijabasket.sb (or whatever the TLD for Serbia is) and the whole country will get the chance to witness Nemanja Bjelica dropping eighteen points on the Thunder. I have no idea what time it is in Serbia right now, but I’m imagining Serbs waking up from a healthy eight hours of sleep, scratching their rear ends, and immediately grabbing their phone to check my channel for the latest Serblights (that’s short for “Serbian Highlights”).
If Serbs have a different morning routine that I should be aware of, please let me know in the comments so I can endear myself further to Serbs in future video descriptions.