Jordan Crawford 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

Last time we heard from Jordan Crawford (in the regular season), he was dropping 41 points for the Warriors in the final contest of the 2013-14 season. He’s always been a maniacal chucker, and that game was the ultimate realization of his chuckiness. There was no turning back after that; either a team would give…

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Solomon Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

Solomon Hill fooled the Pelicans into thinking he was a “3+D” guy by making 7 triples the final game of last season. Fooled them so bad that they gave him a 4-year, 48 million deal. At least when Isiah Thomas signed Jerome James to that huge deal, it was on the back of a good…

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Buddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)

What’s that I see in this video? Something that we’ve been looking for from Buddy Hield for a while now. Why…yes! Yes, I do believe I see them! Right here in this very video! I almost hesitate to believe it, but, yes, there is no doubting it now! They’re FLASHES! Buddy Hield is showing FLASHES!…

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Buddy Hield 15 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

Buddy Hield has hit the rookie wall. Again. I think this is the third time; there was a smallish one right at the start of the season, which he plowed right into first thing, and there was another bigger one in November which took him a lot longer to get over, then there was clear…

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Jrue Holiday 30 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

In the midst of all these teams imploding, I would’ve liked to see the Pelicans beat the Raptors tonight. Man, I beat the Raptors would’ve imploded so hard. Team-only meetings with Kyle Lowry not invited, angry quotes to the press, cloaks and daggers involving separate posses in the front office, riots in the streets of…

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Jrue Holiday 26 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

If anyone who knows more about college ball than I do (which should be anyone who has watched even a second of an NCAA game) could tell me how worried I should be about Aaron Holiday making the NBA, that would be great. And don’t get it wrong this time. A bunch of people told…

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Jrue Holiday 23 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

The Pelicans are 19-28 after they beat the Spurs last night. Not a good record, but still good enough to somehow be in the playoff hunt in the West because of the insane dropoff after the seventh-seeded Grizzlies. But when you only count the games in which Jrue Holiday plays, the Pelicans are 17-15. That’s…

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Donatas Motiejunas 14 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

If someone who pays more attention than I did to the whole Donatas Motiejunas situation could tell me who was screwing who, that would be great. Because I don’t really know. Was D-Mo screwing Houston? Was Houston screwing D-Mo? What about Brooklyn? Were they the screwer or the screwee? Did they get screwed by Houston…

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Jrue Holiday 33 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Where’s Tim Frazier? I want Tim Frazier. I don’t care if he didn’t lead his team to wins. He was one of my favorite role-players in the league, and now he doesn’t get to play at all. Jrue Holiday, the selfish one, has taken all his minutes and more, and for what? So the Pellies…

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Terrence Jones Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Anthony Davis status: completely and totally OBSOLETE. I’m sure there’s a team that will give the Pelicans a tons of picks and stuff for him. Right? I mean, at least one team will have ignored the fact that the not-very-good Pelicans beat the Cavaliers while getting a superior performance from his backup, Terrence Jones. That’s…

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