New Orleans Pelicans – Page 3

Zion Williamson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Here’s the deal. Zion Williamson is fun and awesome and cool and great and all other kinds of positive adjectives, but there’s another exciting rookie big man on the roster who is all those things too. Maybe you’ve heard of him, although, then again, if you’re a casual fan who is only on my channel…

Josh Hart 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

One thing I’ve been noticing lately is that national broadcasts of Pelicans games are overwhelmingly Zion-oriented. And when I say overwhelmingly, I’m not being hyperbolic. It’s like other players on the Pelicans don’t even exist, and if they do exist, they only exist on order to support Zion. Even when other players make a good…

Zion Williamson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

Zion Williamson’s streak of consecutive 20-point games has come to an end at 14. I didn’t get to watch this game, but I’m just going to guess that Bam Adebayo shut him down in the same way he shut down Giannis. Either that, or Lonzo Ball got a big head due to his hot three-point…

Zion Williamson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

You shouldn’t really need to watch this video, because if you’re any sort of basketball fan at all, you already watched this Mavericks versus Pelicans game in its entirety, this highly-anticipated matchup between two of the league’s biggest young stars, Zion Williamson and Luka Doncic, thus negating the need to watch a concisely-edited video showing…

Zion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

In one of my recent Zion Williamson video descriptions (I don’t remember which one, all these Zion highlights are blurring together into an indistinct mass of black skin, dunks, and wobbly running), I bemoaned the fact that the Pelicans’ color commentator is unbearable. I then put forward my plan to use the commentators of the…

Zion Williamson 35 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

The Pelicans are 9-7 since Zion Williamson made his debut a little over a month ago. This is what’s called a “playoff push”, and it’s what you have to do when you’ve got J.J. Redick on your team and he hasn’t missed the playoffs even once over his 13-year career and if you miss the…

Zion Williamson 24 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Zion Williamson is an absolute beast right now, and his highlight videos are also beasts both when it comes to view counts and when it comes to pure entertainment. However, the entertainment value of these videos is tanked hard every time the annoying Pelicans color commentator opens his mouth. I’m not even going to dignify…

Zion Williamson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

I’m pretty sure that a dunkilation (that’s “dunk compilation” for you ignorami out there) is coming at the end of the season for Zion Williamson. I don’t know what would have to happen for me not to make such a vid, Williamson would have to die probably, either that or I would have to die…

Nicolo Melli 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Nicolo Melli and Zion Williamson are the most dynamic rookie bigman tandem that I can think of in a long time. The realities of the NBA draft are such that it’s hard to get even one young stud big, much less two. You can try and game the system by drafting Euro stashes or maybe…

Zion Williamson 28 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

I am so super-duper tempted to put “1 Three” in the title of this video. It had been a long time since Zion made one, I was definitely thinking that the four long-bombs we saw in his debut were going to be it for his entire career. People have to know about this, although it’s…