New Orleans Pelicans – Page 34

Toney Douglas 17 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)

The Pelicans’ point guard sitch is looking somewhat dire right now. With the starter (Jrue Holiday) on a minutes restriction and the backup (Norris Cole) doing his best Stephen-Curry-From-4-Years-Ago impression with an ankle injury, the Pelicans are left with no choice but to give some serious scrubs some serious minutes: -Nate Robinson (waived for being…

Ish Smith 17 Points/9 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/27/2015)

Ish Smith sat with his agent in a bland conference room. They were at the Pelicans’ front office, trying to get Ish a job. As the business guys droned on about salary this and cap that, Ish wondered idly how many assists he would have to average before teams would start wine-and-dining him. Maybe ten….

Eric Gordon 29 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)

I kept telling people all season that the Pelicans were an under-the-radar candidate for the Western Conference Finals. There was a small glimmer of hope that they would fulfill the prophecy I had assigned to them, but, sadly, it was not to be. So now I kind of look like an idiot just because I…

Ryan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)

Ryan Anderson, Devonte, and several of his gang members rode in Devonte’s beat-up car towards the Smoothie King Center, home of the Smoothie King himself. Turning the flamethrower over and over in his hands, Ryan was lost in thought. How did he know that the Smoothie King wasn’t controlling his own thoughts right at this…

Eric Gordon 23 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2015)

Am I the only who was really happy when the Pelicans got off to a good start and shut up everybody at Oracle? I hate it when home fans are happy. During that first quarter, any time those Warriors fans stood up and applauded, or when one of the Warriors players got all excited, I…

Quincy Pondexter 20 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2015)

The modern highlight-maker faces a difficult choice over his nature: does he act merely as a conduit for the highlights, presenting the performance with clinical detachment? Or does he curate the highlights, presenting a more entertaining display of the performance, with an artist’s touch? I note this because Quincy Pondexter had 6 assists tonight. That’s…

Norris Cole 17 Points Full Highlights – The PORTAL has been ＯＰＥＮＥＤ！(4/1/2015)

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Norris Cole 19 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2015)

Okay, maybe I’m showing off my ignorance here, but I really need somebody to explain something to me. What’s up with the little “swoop” cuts that people put into their hair these days? The first time I saw one I thought somebody had just gotten distracted while using their trimmer, but as I saw it…

Alexis Ajinca Career High 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Let’s be honest with ourselves here: if Alexis Ajinca received the same minutes and leeway that Anthony Davis receives, he would put up comparable stats. Ajinca have it all: length, a smooth jumper out to the Euro three, a couple usable post moves, a rad tattoo, defensive acumen, and, most of all, Frenchness. His conditioning…

Quincy Pondexter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

Quincy “Q-Pon” Pondexter has returned to the city that first gave him a chance in the NBA, New Orleans. After a few years as a valued role-player in Memphis, he mysteriously began to suck a huge amount of ass this year, which prompted a trade to the Pelicans. Now, not only is he un-sucking himself,…