Michael Beasley 26 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

The Knicks probably would’ve won this game if Michael Beasley had continued his hot shooting into the overtime periods. That makes it sound like I’m blaming him, but I’m not. Really. Well, a little bit. Kind of. But you could say the same for any of the Knicks players: if they scored more, their team…

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Courtney Lee 24 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

Courtney Lee scored 24 tonight against the Heat, which is a nice amount of points for him. But wait! Before you heap praise on him, notice this fact: he didn’t score any points at all in the fourth quarter OR overtime. When his team needed him the most, he pulled a Houdini. With the end…

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Michael Beasley 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The Knicks are starting to fade after their (mainly Porzingis’ actually) hot start, so you know what I’m going to suggest. Michael Beasley. 40 minutes per game. Number 1b option on offense next to Porzingis. They can take turns chucking shots. I don’t feel any compelling need to let other people take shots. Would it…

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Michael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

When Kristaps Porzingis is having an off night, like he was in this game, responsibility to get buckets falls to one Michael Beasley. Other players can try and do their part, but no one really wants Doug McDermott to try and do more than he already does. Or Courtney Lee. I guess Enes Kanter can…

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Jarrett Jack 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

My dear friends, I have sad news to tell you: With Corey Maggette out of the league, there is only one player left in the NBA who looks like Corey Maggette, and that player is Jarrett Jack. In the past, there have always been two players in the NBA who look like Corey Maggette: Corey…

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Frank Ntilikina 9 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2017)

I have to give the Knicks credit. I thought for sure that they’d be one of the most absolutely garbage teams this season, but they’re totally okay! A nice .500 level team. Good enough for the playoffs possibly. Just goes to show what having one star-level talent (Michael Beasley) can do for a team. Frank…

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Michael Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2017)

I have carefully constructed the thumbnail you saw before you clicked on this video. The AT&T logo, positioned carefully behind Michael Beasley’s head, resembles the halo/aura/gloriole that many period depictions of Catholic saints have, and that also appears in images of Jesus Christ. That is because I think Beasley is the savior of the Knicks’…

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Courtney Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

Just like his shooting guard counterpart on the opposing team, Courtney Lee is having a career year this season, scoring 13 points per game at the ripe old age of 32. He’s seeing his highest usage since his second year in the league, when he played for that Nets team which went 12-70 and disgraced…

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Enes Kanter 31 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

Enes Kanter, to borrow the term used by the Jazz commentators so many year ago, absolutely bogarted the Philadelphia 76ers. Bogarted them to hell and back. The old god Tengri cares not for heathen Christendom’s puny “Christmas” celebration, and grants power only to his most esteemed warriors! The Knicks still lost, because they’re the Knicks…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

You know, I kind of like it when Enes Kanter was shooting threes. He wasn’t great at it, he never took all that many, and it made him less effective at the one thing he’s really good at (offensive rebounding), but it was fun. He’s taken only one this year from deep, and he’s taking…

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