The Knicks probably would’ve won this game if Michael Beasley had continued his hot shooting into the overtime periods. That makes it sound like I’m blaming him, but I’m not. Really. Well, a little bit. Kind of. But you could say the same for any of the Knicks players: if they scored more, their team would’ve won. Is an NBA game even an appropriate place to assign blame? Things happen, players try their best, and there is an outcome. No room for blame there.
Okay, that sounded way better in my head. Please ignore my pseudo-deep ramblings on the nature of basketball.
Let’s stick to the facts: Michael Beasley scored 26 points tonight. That is a fact. Another fact: he is a beast. That’s two facts right there and I’ll even give you a third bonus fact: the new McDonald’s 1-2-3 value menu licks goat scrote. Why would you even want to but bacon on a McDouble? Get out of here with that nasty garbage.