Kyle O’Quinn is one of those players whose signing will either be a total steal or a total ripoff. An underutilized player in Orlando with intriguing attributes and advanced stats, The Irish Black Santa would either thrive when put into a new situation or just keep doing what he was doing before while getting four…
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Kristaps Porzingis 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
Take a close look, because this is what the Knicks could have looked like had Carmelo Anthony bolted to Chicago. That’s right: it looks like Kyle O’Quinn scoring 19 and Kristaps Porzingis scoring 22 while Jimmer Fredette claps enthusiastically after every made shot. You can’t wholly remove Melo from tonight’s game; he did shoot it…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
This video is probably the most ridiculous display of hook-shot shooting that exists on the entirety of the world wide weberverse. Did somebody in the Knicks locker room literally dare Robin Lopez to shoot hook shots with as little arc as possible? And has Robin Lopez actually accepted the dare? Is that how far gone…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
If you pay attention to other highlight makers (and you really should, otherwise you’re missing out on a lot of vids of a lot of good players), you start to notice their tendencies. And one thing I’ve noticed is that GDFactoryClips ALWAYS has highlights of Kristaps Porzingis up first, no matter what kind of performance…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Did I really see what I think I just saw? That being Robin Lopez taking a big puffy-haired dump directly into Karl-Anthony Towns’ gaping mouth? I think I did. Unless these highlights are solely a fabrication of my mind, Robin Lopez did, indeed, make a special brown casserole and deposit it right into the hole…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2016)
Kristaps Rises In Silvery Translucent Adornments, Pure Spectrality Power Of Raging Zephyrs In Nighttime Glistening, Iridescent Seance
Read MoreRobin Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2016)
Apparently Robin and Brook Lopez are creating an original comic book(s)? That’s cool. Gotta show Larry Sanders that you don’t have to quit playing basketball to pursue your artistic dreams. As long as it’s not one of those weeaboo backwards googly-eyed creations, I’m sure it will be great. Actually, I have no idea if it…
Read MoreSasha Vujacic 13 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2016)
I’m not exactly sure why Sasha “Vujabitch” Vujacic is currently in the league, but now that he is, we’re all along for the ride. He scored thirteen points a few games ago and now he’s gone and done it again, so here are some highlights. I understand that Knicks fans absolutely hate this guy’s guts…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)
The time has come to find a new team for Brandon Jennings. The Pistons, it seems, are content to have Reggie Jackson be their PG of the future, and if Brandon stays, he faces a career of languishing on the bench. That cannot be allowed to transpire. With the trade deadline coming up, I’ve figured…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 19 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
Derrick Williams AKA “Mr. Bust Man” is actually…gulp…playing pretty decently this year. He’s still totally a tweener with no defined position, and he still can’t really hit threes very well at all, but he’s showing off some of the promise that caused him to get picked second overall. He actually reminds me a little bit…
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