“JR, man, why do you have to smoke it in that ugly thing? You look like an idiot.” “Hey, Cope, don’t talk about this pipe like that. This is a hand-me-down from my ancestors. It’s been in the Smith family for generations. And besides, I think it makes me look pretty damn classy. And everyone…
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Chris Copeland Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Chris Copeland scored 33 points in the season finale against the Hawks, the highlights of which are presented here without additional commentary.
Read MoreJames White Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
James White is supposedly a great dunker. But what use is being able to pull off amazing dunks if you’re not actually good enough at actual basketball to be able to execute them? The best dunkers are the ones who can consistently do great jams in game situations, and not just on fast breaks. I…
Read MoreChris Copeland Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Tonight was a weird night for the Knicks. They decided to rest many of their players, which makes sense. But for some reason they decided to start Chris Copeland as the center. They just signed Solomon Jones basically for that reason, and they didn’t even play him. Luckily for Copeland, the opposing center Bismack Biyombo…
Read MoreSteve Novak 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Steve Novak has seen a diminished role this year with the Knicks. Why? Because teams have game-planned for him now. Just don’t let him shoot threes. He’s pretty much worthless if he can’t do that. More and more often his man is sticking to him like glue. But if you do happen to leave him…
Read MoreChris Copeland 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2013)
I still don’t know where Chris Copeland came from. One minute he’s in Europe, the next he’s dominating with the Knicks’ summer league team. And now he’s proven that he can be a decent scorer whenever Carmelo is out of the game. It makes me wonder why more teams don’t scout players in Europe. There…
Read MoreIman Shumpert 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
Official NBA Flat-Top Power Rankings 1. Iman Shumpert 2. Norris Cole 3 – 464. All other NBA players 464. Matt Carroll
Read MoreIman Shumpert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Iman Shumpert has the best hair in the league. That flattop is majestic. A true work of art. Aside from his amazing coiffure, Shumpert isn’t really a notable player. He gets overrated by Knicks fans for his defense. He can dunk it pretty nicely, but it seems he never gets the opportunity to. His jumper…
Read MoreChris Copeland 13 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2013)
I feel kind of bad for making this video. Yeah, Chris Copeland scored 13, but when you watch this video you will see how much of a joke it was. The Pacers seem totally uninterested in playing defense. That or the Prigioni-Copeland pick-and-roll is the most devastating in the league. So if you like to…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2013)
Remember how much of a beast Am’ar’e Sto’udemir’e was back in Phoenix? A totally unstoppable scoring machine. It’s really too bad that he has exploding knees and his back is just a collection of loose vertebrae floating around in the sludge that used to be his spinal cord. His long list of ailments makes his…
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