Nikola Mirotic – Page 3

Nikola Mirotic 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

21 points, 16 rebounds, 5 blocks. That’s more of an “Anthony Davis” statline than a “Nikola Mirotic” statline, but we’re living in crazy world where nothing makes since anymore, and Mirotic now plays a traditional power forward role instead of the “chuck threes like a shooting guard” role he played in Chicago. As usual, I’m…

Nikola Mirotic 18 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Months after getting punched out by Bobby Portis, Nikola Mirotic finally got his wish and was traded away from the organization the acted as the enabler for Portis’ violent behavior. I’m of the opinion that it was the organization that should have been traded away from Mirotic, but it’s the same in the end. I…

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

I keep hearing trade rumors about Nikola Mirotic going to the Jazz. If you’re reading this in the future where he’s already been traded to the Jazz, welcome! I hope Three-Kola does well away from the punches of Bobby Portis. If you’re reading this in the future where we land on Mars only to find…

Nikola Mirotic 21 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

How much hard American currency would you be willing to pay to touch Nikola Mirotic’s beard? No other currencies accepted. Only freedom dollars. Personally, I would take a crisp, fresh fiver, slam it right into his hand, and begin stroking his black chin-fibers. If it cost more than that, I would not do it, because…

Nikola Mirotic 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

I was impressed by Nikola Mirotic’s willingness to chuck up threes tonight. He was just throwing them at the rim without any hesitation. 16 attempts in 28 minutes in what looks to be the three-chuckingest performance of the season. Harden had 17 early in the season, but he had 35 minutes to do it in….

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

I am mad that Nikola Mirotic was making a bunch of tough shots tonight. It is fine for him to do such things against teams that aren’t my team, but when it is against my team, that is not fair and unacceptable. The Bucks would have won easily if all 24 of his unearned and…

Nikola Mirotic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

I don’t know how, but the winning streak continues for the Bulls, this time with a two-point win over the Sixers. Actually, I do know how. It’s because Nikola Mirotic and his twenty points per game on 52% shooting were inserted into the lineup. Any team will get better by simply adding 20 PPG scorers…

Nikola Mirotic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

The Nikola Mirotic comeback tour continues as the Bulls win their fifth (one two three four FIF) game in a row right on the heels of a 10-game losing streak. Five games featuring Mirotic, five wins. It wasn’t possible for this to be a coincidence after the fourth one, but now it’s really super-duper ultra…

Nikola Mirotic 29 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

I’m sure you’ve seen this stat by now: the Bulls are 4-0 since Nikola Mirotic returned from his facial fracturization. Is it a coincidence, or is Niko a top-10 player capable of carrying a team by himself, or is the truth somewhere in between? Let’s analyze the facts. Arguments in favor of coincidentiality: -Even bad…

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

I seriously don’t see why they need to give you so much food at Chinese restaurants. Is one person supposed to be able to eat all that General Tso’s chicken? Not to mention the “free” Crab Rangoons that I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR. Those things aren’t even good. Where’s the crab? There’s hardly any crab…