The Magic are bad yet again, despite the seeming quality of their roster. They’ve got a ton of players who you look at and say “I would def take him on my team he’s a stud sandwich”. Tobias Harris? Stud sandwich. Victor Oladipo? Stud sandwich. Nikola Vucevic? You guessed it. Stud sandwich. After much gathering…
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Nikola Vucevic 27 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2014)
I’m trying to figure out why Nikola Vucevic isn’t an upgrade for Dwight Howard. Nikola’s post moves, despite not being honed by Hakeem Olajuwon, are way smoother and more adaptable. His jumper is infinity times better, with his range extending out to maybe the three point line. Free throws? He can hit them at a…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2014)
“Confìteor Deo omnipotènti et vobis, fratres, quia peccàvi nimis cogitatiòne, verbo, òpere et omissiòne, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ego sum melior quam Dwight. Ideo precor beàtam Mariam semper Virginem, omnes Angelos et Sanctos, et vos, fratres, oràre pro me ad Dòminum Deum nostrum.” – Nikola Vucevic, after desecrating the bodies of Gortat…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 24 Points/23 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/28/2014)
You are now aware that the Magic commentator sounds like he’s saying Vuce-Bitch every time he says Nikola Vucevic’s last name. You will not be able to unhear this. Enjoy watching him for the rest of your life thinking about what a bitch he is. For opposing centers to handle, maybe. This is his 6th…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
Nikola Vucevic scored 20 points last night against the Suns. That seems pretty good until you realize that Wilt Chamberlain once scored 100 in a single game. Thats 5 times as many points. What was Vucci Mane even doing out there? He’s not that much smaller than Wilt, and he can’t be that much less…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)
“Hurry up fatty! I want to ride the Astro Orbitor again!” A red-faced Glen Davis had just caught up to his companion. “Nik, you might be our franchise center, but if you call me fat one more time…” Nikola laughed. “Whatever you say, tubby. We gotta hit all the rides at least once more before…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 21 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
Is Nikola Vucevic the best Montenegrin basketball player ever? No, that’s Nikola Pekovic. And even if Pekovic had never been born, Vucevic doesn’t count because his Wikipedia page says he was born in Switzerland. So is Vucevic the best Swiss basketball player ever? His only competition is Thabo Sefolosha and Enes Kanter. Wait. Enes Kanter…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2013)
“Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.” – Sun Tzu Tonight’s homework assignment: Figure out what the heck that quote has to do with Nikola Vucevic. I want a 1 page, single-spaced essay to…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic Career High 18 points/13 rebounds Full Highlights (11/4/2012)
Nikola Vucevic is a man on a mission. A mission to prove that he is the best Montenegrin named Nikola in the NBA. Although Nikola Pekovic is probably the better player, Vucevic made a case for himself by tying career highs in points rebounds and assists Monday night. честитам!
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