Enes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)

“How about Christina?” asked Anthony Morrow, pointing at the well-appointed cheerleader standing at the sideline. “No, I don’t like Christina,” answered Enes Kanter, who was staring at the towel in his lap. “You didn’t even look!” exclaimed Anthony. “She’s a ten out of ten in anybody’s book, and I’m sure she’s way hotter than Jessandra…

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Anthony Morrow 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

Anthony Morrow could be one of the best three-point shooters in the league if he played in an offensive system geared towards his strengths, like what Kyle Korver has in Atlanta or Stephen Curry in Golden State. However, Scott Brooks has never run a true offense; instead, he lets Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant take…

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Dion Waiters 26 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

I would say that this is an excellent time to figure out that you can do something other than shoot contested off-the-dribble long twos. The Thunder need non-awfulness wherever they can find it, if they wish to make the playoffs. A version of Dion Waiters who can make layups and threes would be the closest…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Enes Kanter listened to the voicemail message again. “Hiiii! You’ve reached Jesseca’s voicemail, which means I can’t take your call right now! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you!” Of course, Enes didn’t leave a message. He couldn’t. Jesseca had surely viewed their budding relationship just as any cheerleader would view a relationship…

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Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Looking back on it, I actually sorta liked Enes Kanter shooting threes. It was like Mehmet Okur unretired after putting on some weight. They weren’t the most devestating offensive weapon in history, but it was fun. That’s what basketball is supposed to be about, right? Fun? Someone correct me if I’m wrong. The fun is…

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Anthony Morrow 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

Anthony Morrow was supposed to be the savior of the Thunder while all their actual good players were injured. Not the kind of savior who wins games for his team, but the kind that scores a bunch of points to keep the fans happy. I guess I was expecting too much. He was pretty good…

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Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)

“Hey, great game Dion,” congratulated Pablo, the janitor who cleaned up the locker room after games. “I keep telling my son, if he wants to learn how to do a stepback, all he has to do is watch you.” He was leaning on his mop now, reliving his memories of his son’s basketball exploits. Dion…

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Jeremy Lamb 14 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2015)

With each game where Jeremy Lamb received a “DNP – Coach’s Decision”, Scott Brooks further cements his well-earned status as the worst coach in the league. Tonight he had no choice, and Jeremy was unwillingly allowed to play some actual meaningful basketball. And look what happened. 14 points, good efficiency, stuff that the Thunder could…

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Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2015)

It will be interesting to see what Enes Kanter does to OKC’s defense. Having a PF like Ibaka is pretty much the ideal situation for him to be in, since Ibaka can defend the paint and cover ground while Kanter stumbles around aimlessly, perpetually failing to protect the rim or play help defense. It seems…

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Enes Kanter 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2015)

Well, Enes The Menace got his wish. He’s no longer on the Jazz and no longer withering under the cold, tall shadow of Rudy Gobert. His only competition for center minutes on the Thunder is Steven Adams, who, at the moment, is recuperating from injuries sustained from a sheep attack in the mountains of New…

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