Oklahoma City Thunder – Page 5

Luguentz Dort Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)

Through bleary eyes, Luguentz Dort gazed at the hazy silver sky above him. His mind felt at peace, somehow, like a great burden had been lifted from it. His body, however…that was a different story. Why was he so uncomfortable? He rolled to his side, thinking that he had simply wound up lying on a…

Devon Hall 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

So does the play-in game for the playoffs between the Blazers and Grizzlies count as a regular season game or playoff game? Or neither? Both???? I need to know, because if it’s a regular season game, we’re good. If it’s not a regular season game, I have to get all sentimental about this being the…

Hamidou Diallo Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

Prior to this game, Hamidou Diallo had ZERO twenty-point games in his career. Now he has…ONE twenty point game. And it’s not like he just barely crawled over the twenty-point threshold with some wimpy, pathetic, 21-point game. No, he DOMINATED that threshold (and the Clippers) by posting 27 points, doubling his season high and also…

Darius Bazley 21 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

Make that three straight games now where Darius “Bazed God” Bazley has hit exactly eight shots. The entire rest of his rookie season, the most shots he had hit in a single game was five. Eight is significantly more than five, and to do that in three consecutive games…well, I don’t want to throw around…

Darius Bazley 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

I’m trying to figure out how to craft a nickname for Darius Bazley that somehow corresponds to the name of Blaze Bayley, you know, that dude who got to be lead singer of Iron Maiden for a few years and no one knows why. I’m thinking, Bazley isn’t really that good, and neither was Bayley,…

Darius Bazley Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)

The Oklahoma City Thunder are one of my favorite teams in the league, for two reasons: 1. They have a bunch of players who can bring rain from the midrange (SGA, Schroder, CP3) and I’ve decided that midrange jumpshots are definitely my favorite type of shot 2. All their highest-scoring players are “too good” for…

Luguentz Dort 16 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’ve had four (actually more like five) months of very limited basketball activity to contemplate the very important question: which NBA player has the raddest name? The answer is still Luguentz Dort, in case you were wondering. I came to that conclusion after about two minutes of thinking and the subsequent five additional months of…

Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Steven Adams takes a seriously scary fall in this video. So scary that I showed two replays of it just to underline how scary it was. On the replays it looks even scarier because you can see clearly his leg getting trapped and his knee bending in a freaky way. But Adams’ body is comprised…

Chris Paul All 203 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part II)

The room’s small space was illuminated by three torches which obscured no details of the horrific sight before them: two human corpses that had decayed past the point of identification. One was a slightly overweight man whose most distinctive feature was a very large black beard. The maggots which had consumed the flesh of his…

Chris Paul All 203 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation Part I)

“Where did you say we were again?” Shai Gilgeous-Alexander asked. “Romania,” Chris Paul answered. He didn’t blame his young teammate for being unable to distinguish the landscape of one Eastern European country from that of another. Even the impressive castle that loomed in front of them was not distinctly “Romanian” in any way. It looked…