Luguentz Dort Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)

Through bleary eyes, Luguentz Dort gazed at the hazy silver sky above him. His mind felt at peace, somehow, like a great burden had been lifted from it. His body, however…that was a different story. Why was he so uncomfortable? He rolled to his side, thinking that he had simply wound up lying on a…

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Luguentz Dort 16 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’ve had four (actually more like five) months of very limited basketball activity to contemplate the very important question: which NBA player has the raddest name? The answer is still Luguentz Dort, in case you were wondering. I came to that conclusion after about two minutes of thinking and the subsequent five additional months of…

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Luguentz Dort 15 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

As Luguentz Dort raises his level of prominence in the NBA from “dude with a funny name” to “dude with a funny name WHO CAN PLAY”, a previously unimportant question is now similarly rising in importance: which contraction of Dort’s first name is the most appropriate? “L”: Pronounced “ell”, this extremely short contraction is perfect…

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Luguentz Dort Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

Luguentz Dort. Is that not the best name ever? That’s the kind of name that is destined for NBA success, much like Admiral Schofield. The difference between Schofield and Dort is that Schofield’s name sounds really stately and official, like a high-ranking member of parliament or something, while Dort’s name sounds mysterious and primal. Just…

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