It sort of snuck up on me, but is Terrence Ross, right now, RIGHT NOW, a semi-fringe candidate for 6MOTY of the year? He’s averaging fourteen points per game without having started a game. Right now I don’t feel like there’s a breakout, surefire 6MOTY of the year winner determined yet, and if Ross just…
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Nikola Vucevic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
It has come to my attention that Nikola “Vucci Mane” Vucevic doesn’t even like the nickname “Vucci Mane”. That’s too bad, because I really think it’s the best one that he has (even if I don’t exactly know who Gucci Mane is), but I will respect his wishes and not use it for at least…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)
I have no idea why the Magic got John Hammond to be their GM, because he didn’t do much of anything for the Bucks, but they did, and he’s doing the same thing in Orlando that he did in Milwaukee. Which is: acquire as many lengthy players as possible. It used to be that they…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac 15 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Before this game, Jonathan Isaac was shooting 23% on three-pointers, but his 3-of-3 performance from the threezone in this one vaulted his percentage all the way up to around 30%. I only bring this up because, looking at his form, you can totally see why he would shoot such a low percentage. It’s like, as…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Another day, another fanbase full of bandwagon casual fans convinced that Nikola Vucevic is the best center in the league. First it was the Lakers, now it’s the Warriors. It’s not enough to dominate games while no one is watching. You have to go in to that arena, get your dick out, slap it on…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 28 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Come ON Magic. When you extended your lead to 20 or whatever it was, I was hyped. Not hyped for you, but hyped for another Warrior loss. That is all I live for, the thought of Kevignoramus Murdurant and Klame Dumpson steaming after a blowout as Draymondoidiot Nogreenlight and Stefake Furryporn sit on the bench,…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 31 Points/7 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
It’s happening slowly, but I think people are finally starting to notice how much of a beast Nikola Vucevic is. It helps that he’s playing, demonstrably, the best basketball of his career, but it’s not like he hasn’t played really good basketball before. It also helps that the Magic aren’t unwatchable bum-sauce this year, but…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2018)
Toronto Raptors status: EXPOSED. Sweaty boxscore nerds will stammer while pushing their glasses back up their nose “Buhbuhbut Dee Tee Bee, the Raptors wuhwuhwon this game!”. Certainly that’s what the boxscore will tell you. But people who actually watch the games (what a novel concept!) know that the game is still a tie because the…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac 16 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Is this the year that the Magic finally crawl their way out of the mud pit that they’ve been inhabiting the past few years and end up with a winning record? We have been fooled before. They have made previous runs like this only to collapse under the weight of their own suckitude. I have…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2018)
Nikola Vucevic shifted nervously on his feet. “You sure you’ve got the plan?” The scantily-clad escort that he had hired for the occasion continued looking annoyed. “Yeah, I’ve got it. You do realize, however, that getting punched in the face falls significantly outside the range of services I typically offer to my clients.” Now it…
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