I knew what I was getting myself into when I decided to make these highlights. I watched a good chunk of the second half, so I knew the dark truth when it came to Mario Hezonja’s performance: he stat-padded in garbage time. To be fair to Hizzoner, most of this game was garbage time for…
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Aaron Gordon 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
I feel like the Orlando Magic put all their eggs in the “Aaron Gordon is for sure gonna bust out really hard” basket. Look at their roster, look at the moves they made in the offseason. It’s like they’re building around some sort of centerpiece, a franchise cornerstone. But who is that cornerstone? It can’t…
Read MoreAaron Gordon All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
It was somewhat worrying, Aaron Gordon thought to himself, that he had somehow ended up thousands of miles away from Orlando without having any recollection as to how he had gotten there. However, this small amount of worry was utterly dwarfed by the simmering hatred that consumed his thoughts. He assessed the current situation. It…
Read MoreTobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
I just completed my latest scientific study. The paper will be published soon in a bunch of different journals once the peer reviewers can get over how mind-blowing my findings are. Those findings, you ask? Tobes with headband = beast. Tobes without headband = just pretty good. The scientific community was not ready for groundbreaking…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
I don’t know why the NBA couldn’t have spread out these final games over another day. There are WAY too many highlights to do right now. I’m pretty sure they purposefully contrived this, setting me up to fail so that they could regain the highlight-making throne that I rightfully sit upon. Jokes on them, because…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I bet Scott Skiles is so mad right now. Normally he would never give Mario Hezonja any minutes but he probably had a directive from higher up that the rookie had to play big minutes in the last few meaningless games of the season. There’s no other explanation. Skiles would rather get confronted by all…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 29 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
So I guess the Dewayne Dedmon era in Orlando is officially over? After recently starting a bunch of games for the Magic, Dedmon just got a DNP-CD in this one. The Vucevic era, meanwhile, is back in full effect, so instead of taking twenty shots off the bench, Vucci Mane now gets to take twenty…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights – French ROAST! (3/31/2016)
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Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
Dewayne Dedmon is, from what I can tell, just a worse-paid and less-featured version of DeAndre Jordan who doesn’t get his apparent skills inflated by playing with Chris Paul. Dedmon can catch lobs, rebound, and block shots just like his more well-known counterpart. He just doesn’t get to start because of some foreign guy who…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
You can’t stop me. I cannot be stopped. I am unstoppable. The highlights of Andrew Nicholson scoring a career-high 24 points are rendering as we speak, and soon, will be uploaded for the whole world to see. I don’t care that the world has told me again and again that they don’t care about Nicholson…
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