Pascal Siakam – Page 3

Pascal Siakam 33 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

In the same way that it is in James Harden’s best interests to chuck his way to an MVP award this season (not hating, just saying that 50-burgers is how it’s going to happen for him), it is in Pascal Siakam’s best interests to chuck his way to an MIP award. Look at what D’Angelo…

Pascal Siakam 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

Last night was the much anticipated battle between Thon Maker and the player Thon Maker would be if he was good at basketball. No, not Jeremy Lin. Come on bro. Pascal Siakam. Jeeze. Do you need everything handed to you on a silver platter? That was the lobbiest softball ever and you took a big…

Pascal Siakam 25 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Four three-pointers in one game is tied for Pascal “SICKam” Siakam’s career-high in that category. That’s one of the things I like about him. Three-pointers are great and awesome and cool, but they cause players to rack up points too quickly, which means that they’ll score a lot of points but not have many made…

Pascal Siakam 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

It was a long time ago now, but try to remember way back to right before the All-Star break. It’ll be tough to recall such ancient history, but somewhere deep in the greyest of your grey matter is a faint memory of Pascal “Suck ‘Em” Siakam scoring 44 points. Retrieve that memory and bring it…

Pascal Siakam Career High 44 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Pascal Siakam walked into the locker room. It was, as he expected, empty. He had many teammates who would show up early to practice, but none of them showed up four hours early. Leisurely changing into his game jersey, Pascal began his mental preparations for the upcoming game. Without the distractions of teammates, he was…

Pascal Siakam Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2019)

It’s official. Despite the agitations and protestations of Raptors fans the world over (actually, they’re mainly concentrated in Canada), Pascal Siakam is not an All-Star this year. Not even as a replacement. Letter-writing campaigns, Twitter brigades, in-person protests at the NBA headquarters, and hunger strikes undertaken while chained to a tree outside Adam Silver’s house…

Pascal Siakam 28 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2019)

While Pascal Siakam was dominating the Bucks in the late third quarter/early fourth quarter, your pal DTB could be found curled up into a ball on the floor, weeping, while Japurri Purrker (my tubby little kitty) meowed at me because he was hungry. For those few minutes as the Raptors started coming back from their…

Pascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Pascal “MIP But Replace the I with a V” Siakam’s late-game heroics were not enought to beat the Rockets. The Raptors came almost all the way back thanks to Siakam and the incredible boneheadedness of Eric Gordon, but you know who ruined it all for everybody? Kawhi Leonard. That last shot was the worst thing…

Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

First off, I am fully aware that Pascal Siakam had nineteen rebounds in this game. They are not represented in the title of the video because they are not represented in the video itself. The NBA play-by-play videos will allow you to view all of his rebounds if that’s what is arousing to you. Secondly,…

Pascal Siakam Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

All the evidence is now pointing to Toronto’s “bench mob” from last year just being “Pascal Siakam the Great and his motley crew of garbage-suckers”. Because now that he’s graduated to being a legit starter, the bench can hardly do anything. Evidence: the bench scored 5 of the 123 points the Raptors scored this game….