“I’m going to need to take a little break here, Patrick. Nature calls,” said Kings GM Pete D’Alessandro, interrupting the meeting with his player. As D’Alessandro left the room to make a visit to his personal toilet, Patrick Patterson twiddled his thumbs idly. The phone on the desk rang. Patrick stared at it for a…
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Patrick Patterson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Patrick “2-Pat” Patterson was dumped unceremoniously by the Rockets in exchange for someone with “potential”, Thomas Robinson. This is funny, because Robinson will have improve a great deal to even be on the same level as Patterson is now. Presumably, Patterson will also be improving at near the same rate, as they’re both young players….
Read MorePatrick Patterson 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)
Note to Kings announcers: stop calling Patrick Patterson “P-pat”. Why would you call him that, when his nickname is obviously “Pat-Pat”? You HAVE to take advantage of the fact that the first syllable of both of his names is the same. Morons. Anyway, I think Rockets fans were kind of disappointed that they got rid…
Read MorePatrick Patterson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2012)
Patrick Patterson. I’m pretty sure he’s a basketball player, and I think he plays for the Houston Rockets. No, wait, that’s Marcus Morris. These alliterative names sure do confuse me. Huh? You say Patterson -is- on the Rockets? Okay. So here we see this guy named Patrick don a Rockets jersey and score 22 points,…
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