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Patty Mills 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

The stars seemed to have been aligned perfectly for Patty Mills to have a monster game. Not only were the main scorers on his team (Leonard and Aldridge) out for various reasons, but he was matched up against a team missing all of its own star players, including the ones that play defense. When all…

Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

Patty Mills has been with the Spurs for 6 seasons now. That’s a long time to be content with a 20-minute or less bench role. A LONG time. I’m sure he’s thought about what it would be like to have his own team, his own team where he can get 35 minutes and shoot it…

Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

If I hear that Spurs announcer (is he the one that everyone hates? probably) say “GOOD ON YA PATTY!!!!!!” one more time, I think I’m going to go nuts. Can’t we get Patty Mills back on the Blazers so we don’t have to hear any more patronizing Faux-stralian accents? They loved him there. I’m sure…

Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. I…

Patty Mills 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)

Patty Mills checked his reflection in the rear-view mirror one more time. Seeing that his blond wig had come slightly askew on the drive over, he adjusted it until it was perfectly in place. His lipstick had fared better, and was just as garishly red as it had been when he had applied it thirty…

Patty Mills 16 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2016)

This first round sucks. Did everybody forget how to shoot or what? Under no circumstances should Patty Mills’ 16 points be the highest scoring output in the entire game. Somebody tell the coaches to stop coaching so much defense. Maybe tell the refs to do something about it too. Adam Silver himself should have jogged…

Patty Mills 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

We can all agree that there are certain players who we only watch for certain reasons. DeAndre Jordan for alley-oops. Kobe Bryant for turnaround jumpers. Pau Gasol for complaining to the refs and making funny faces. Blake Griffin for punching equipment staff. If those players aren’t doing those things, then it’s not even any fun…

Patty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)

Do Australians even have the delicious burger/sandwich known as the “Patty Melt”? (the basketball player “Patty Mills” isn’t the same, notice the hard “T” sound.) Or is that only an American thing? Well, in the interest of cross-cultural enlightenment, I’m gonna assume that they don’t, and that they need to be made aware of this…

Patty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Tim Duncan sat patiently in the waiting room of San Antonio Paraphilia Rehabilitation. It had been five months since he had taken Patty to this place, but he remembered every detail like it was yesterday. The struggle, the vile words, those things had not bothered Tim too much. But when Patty had been strapped to…

Patty Mills 17 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Patty “Melt” Mills seems like a bit of a forgotten player nowadays. He was one of the most beloved players in the league when he was with Portland, I believe. His goofy three-goggles that he did all the time, his confidence off the bench even while he was getting no minutes, his underdog personality, all…