Philadelphia 76ers – Page 13

Richaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…

Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…

Justin Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Ever since I got my microwave back in good working order (thanks to a special Buddy I have), I’ve been making sure to really appreciate all the Pop-Tarts I eat. There was a scary period of a few days where I didn’t have Pop-Tarts at all, and I hadn’t realized how important they were in…

Markelle Fultz Triple Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I held off on making Markelle Fultz highlights until he had a legitimately good game. That meant he had to score more than ten points. I did this because I have standards. Some might scoff at the concept, because I will gladly make a highlight video for some no-name scrub scoring twelve points, but believe…

J.J. Redick 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I’m starting to get ECF vibes from this Sixers squad. Usually my vibe receptors only detect vibes emanated by players, but lately I’ve been picking up vibes emanated by entire teams, and the 76ers are definitely emanating the vibes of a team that might make it past the first and second rounds of the playoffs….

Marco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

It’s like Christmas morning every time you sit down with a new Marco Belinelli video. What kind of crazy shots is he going to hit in this one? You never know, it’s always a surprise. If you watched all of his attempts, not just his makes, you’d get a whole lot of lumps of coal…

Ersan Ilyasova 26 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Why the heck did the 76ers trade Ersan Ilyasova away in the first place? It baffled me then, it baffles me now, and it will continue to baffle me until I lay on my deathbed and take my final breath. I’ll be like “Hey nurse, why in the hecking heck did Philadelphia trade Ilyasova who…

Marco Belinelli 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

In honor of Marco Belinelli’s 23-point game last night, his highest scoring total as a Sixer, I decided I would get some authentic Italian food for my breakfast. So I went down to the local OG (that’s street slang for Olive Garden) and guess what? They were frickin’ closed and they don’t open until eleven….

J.J. Redick 28 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

I think the problem with the 76ers’ ball-movement-heavy offense is that it results in too many layups for J.J. Redick. Nobody came to the arena to watch Redick make layups. Nobody’s tuning in from home to watch Redick make layups. I’m not making highlight videos to show Redick making layups. However, since everybody on the…

Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Marco Belinelli again shows us that he doesn’t care about shot selection at all. He’s been playing this way since he left the Spurs, and maybe he played that way at his other stops prior to San Antonio (my memory is fuzzy and the videos I could reference to remind myself have all been deleted…