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Ish Smith Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)

Ish Smith: best scoring PG for the 76ers since Allen Iverson? No. Why would you even consider such a thing? We already determined that he is the second (not really second since aliens did the whole brain transplant thing, they’re actually the same player) coming of Steve Nash. Iverson is about the furthest thing from…

T.J. McConnell 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

As the Philly commentators helpfully noted, literally who even needs Ish Smith anymore? T.J. McConnell has shown himself perfectly capable of throwing lobs to Nerlens Noel when he is afforded the opportunity to throw such lobs. And McConnell is not going to shoot twenty-five shots per game while doing it. Those shots should all be…

Richaun Holmes 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

Anyone else getting a serious Giannis Antetokounmpo vibe from this dude named Richaun Holmes? No? Well you should be. I don’t know why you aren’t. Maybe it’s because you haven’t been exposed to enough primo Rich Homie highlights? Prepare to be enlightened. We haven’t seen the ball-handling ability that Giannis possesses yet, but everything else,…

Ish Smith 21 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2016)

We’ve determined that Steve Nash and Ish Smith had their brains swapped, and that’s why Ish is a stud point guard now and Steve is trying to buy a soccer team. It is an empirical fact. No one can deny that nine-foot tall blue aliens with plasma guns performed the transplant while DownToBuck watched from…

Jahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

23 points in 17 minutes off the bench? No wonder Jahlil Okafor’s dad was harassing coach Brown from his place in the stands. He, his son, and everyone else were totally robbed of a 40-burger! From now on, Jahlil should stop punching civilians and focus his punches on a different target: the Philadelphia 76ers coaching…

Nik Stauskas 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

It’s time for another episode of “DTB’s Honesty Hour”, where DownToBuck sits down with his fans and tells only true things and no lies. Since the Honesty Hour is all about being totally honest about everything, rest assured that the following comment is made with total honesty: This was a Curry-esque performance by Nik Stauskas….

T.J. McConnell 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

Enjoy this video, folks. T.J. McConnell will soon robbed of all his minutes thanks to the return of Kendall Marshall and the acquisition of Ish “3-of-19” Smith, both of whom are probably better point guards at this moment in time. It was a good run, but as they say, all good things must be cruelly…

Richaun Holmes 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

You have been fooled again. One would think that people would have learned their lesson, that those burned once would be leery of being burned twice. It is perhaps even worse this time. When I purported to make highlights of Richaun Holmes scoring 11, it was at least within the realm of possibility that he…

Nik Stauskas 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Editor’s Note: ignore any and all occurrences of the 76ers’ commentators saying anything about Nik Stauskas and career-highs. I somehow don’t think they’re talking about him setting a new personal best in field goals made in a single game. Still, a great performance by a guy who had been rotting on the bench for the…