We’ve determined that Steve Nash and Ish Smith had their brains swapped, and that’s why Ish is a stud point guard now and Steve is trying to buy a soccer team. It is an empirical fact. No one can deny that nine-foot tall blue aliens with plasma guns performed the transplant while DownToBuck watched from behind a fence. It’s simply undeniable.
The question remains, though, why are people watching Ish Smith highlights? It’s not like every Ish fan ALSO had their brains transplanted with those of Steve Nash fans, for the purpose that highlights and 76ers games would be consumed at a rate far above normal. Right?
Wrong. I don’t have the proof yet, but not only has Steve Nash basically been reincarnated in the body of Ish Smith, legions of NBA fans have been TRICKED into thinking they are watching prime Nash on a near nightly basis! Tricked by ALIENS! This conspiracy runs far deeper than I could have ever imagined. I was an Ish Smith fan before this all happened, so I think I have escaped the meddling machinations of the extraterrestrials. All of you watching this video, on the other hand, are not so lucky.