“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…
Read MoreTag: Philadelphia 76ers
Damien Wilkins 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2013)
I watched this game until Damien Wilkins made his last shot with about 2 minutes left. “It’s over” I said. Overall he had a very nice game, sinking a bunch of tough shots, using all sections of the basket apparatus. All of that and more (well, not really) can be seen in the video. What…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2013)
Poor Philadelphia. They had a rousing playoff run last year, and this year decided to put all their chips on Andre Bynum. Well, it turned out that Bynum has knees that resemble a Philly Cheesesteak more than any human joint. So that’s too bad. They really suck now, and even if Bynum came back today…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Thaddeus awoke to the smell of cooked beef in a bed that was not his own. Opening his eyes slowly, they were greeted by an indistinct haze. “Where…where am I?” A beautiful nymph, clad in gossamer, emerged from the mist to his side. “Hello Thaddeus. Although you do not remember it, you have endured many…
Read MoreDamien Wilkins 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2013)
The Philadelphia 76ers are imploding as we speak. Their coach Doug Collins, went on angry rant about the state of the team in the postgame interview. But for some reason the reports of that don’t include what he said about Damien “Not Dominique” Wilkins. “Oh, and Damien Wilkins. Almost forgot about him because he sucks…
Read MoreJeremy Pargo 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2013)
Last time you saw Jeremy Pargo on this channel, he was tearing it up with Cavaliers. Since then, he has been putting up some pretty poor numbers. So poor that he was waived by the Cavaliers. But did Jeremy give up? No! Well, kind of. He did spend a week doing nothing but watching Price…
Read MoreArnett Moultrie Career High 12 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2013)
Arnett Moultrie did not score a career high 12 points tonight. In fact, there is no such NBA player as “Arnett Moultrie”. He is entirely a figment of my imagination. I wanted to see if you would watch this video anyway. Maybe you were thinking “Oh man, I was dying to see some Arnett Moultrie…
Read MoreLavoy Allen 14 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2013)
When you think of Lavoy Allen (which, granted, probably isn’t very often, but bear with me on this), which NBA great does he remind you of? Hakeem Olajuwon? Sam Bowie? Brad Lohaus? Patrick Ewing? No. You should be thinking of Otis Thorpe. The similarities are eerie. They are both tall black men who play in…
Read MoreDorell Wright 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/18/2012)
There was a time when Dorell Wright was the NBA’s premier three-point shooter. Not in terms of percentages, but just in terms of amount of threes taken. Then, somebody decided to put him in the three-point contest, where Dorell performed horribly. I’m pretty sure that ruined his career right there. He hasn’t been the same…
Read MoreNick Young 30 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2012)
Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec tryna get @spencerhawes00 2 do da cinammin chalinge wit me, i miss javale #cinamminchalinge Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec more lakers fans then 6ers fans in this damn arena…smdh #yolo Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec swagy just hit three triples in a row lol #tripleswag Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung 16 Dec…
Read More