https://youtu.be/kNFUJPlkpNk It might come as a surprise to you that Cameron Johnson, who was widely regarded as one of the better rookies in the league last season, only scored above twenty points one time. “B-b-b-but DEE TEE BEE,” you scoff disbelievingly. “C-c-c-c-c-Cameron Johnson wasn’t even t-t-top ten in r-r-r-rookie scoring! T-t-to allege that J-j-j-Johnson was…
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Cameron Payne 15 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The Suns went 8-0 in the Bubb but they missed the playoffs anyway. I get the sense that there are some butthurt feelings about this, but everybody should keep in mind that, if the Suns wanted to be in the playoffs so badly, they could have tried actually winning more games during the season. There’s…
Read MoreDario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
The Suns are winning way too many games right now. How many is it in a row? Seven? When the NBA pity-invited the Suns into The Bubb because they were still technically in the playoff hunt, nobody in the league office actually thought that the Suns were going to make an honest run at that…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Remember when Mikal Bridges, who grew up and played high school and college ball in the Philadelphia area, was drafted by the 76ers, the NBA franchise based in Philadelphia? And not only was he drafted by the team from Philly, but he was drafted by the team that employed his own mother as a team…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 18 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
To this point, Mikal Bridges has not been shooting very well in The Bubb. Before this game, he was at just under 40 percent from the field and 22 percent from three. But, as Suns fans will happily tell you, what he does on offense doesn’t really matter because he’s the best defender in the…
Read MoreCameron Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
The low amount of 20-burgers Cameron Johnson has this season (1) continues to vex me. How can this dude, this ROOKIE dude, have only a single 20-burger to his name? Sidenote: if you go to Wendy’s and ask really nicely (and have a bro-ish rapport with the drive thru dude), they’ll make you a “20-burger”,…
Read MoreJevon Carter 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/8/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: Jevon Carter once scored 32 points in an NBA game. In the final game of the 2018-19 season, his 32-point explosion against a Curry-less Warriors team raised his season field goal percentage all the way up from 27% to 30%. While you would never consider him a high-level scorer at the NBA…
Read MoreCameron Payne 15 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
NBA fans, as a whole, are very interested in the concept of “worst player in the league”. Which is fair, because while thinking about good players is fun, thinking about bad players is like a million times more fun. That’s the whole reason I started this channel. So people could think about bad players more….
Read MoreCameron Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
With four minutes to go in the third quarter, Cameron Johnson drilled his fourth three-pointer of the game, giving him nineteen points, just two short of his rookie season high in points. He had sixteen possible minutes of game with which to acquire another bucket (or perhaps a pair of free throws) to tie his…
Read MoreKelly Oubre All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
“No offense Kelly, but your idea kinda sucks,” Devin Booker said. Kelly Oubre rolled his eyes, which was a pointless reaction given that their conversation was taking place over the phone. “Last time I checked, only one of us has track record which demonstrates their success in monetizing online video content. And it’s me, not…
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