I truly thought that Leandro Barbosa was done in the NBA after he tore his ACL with the Celtics. He hadn’t looked very good that season, and an injury of that magnitude for a marginal player usually spells “EUROPE” or “CHINA”. He managed to come back the next season, though, with the Suns. How he…
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Alan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Add the Hornets to the list of teams that somehow can’t handle Alan Williams. First the Bulls, then the Bulls again, then the Bucks, now the Hornets. All teams that simply could not cope with Big Sauce’s girth. This list somehow keeps growing longer even though BIG SAUCE is, despite his nickname, actually not that…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Marquese Chriss may not be a true candidate for the ROY award, but he IS a true candidate for the RWTDTMFHSJOTY award. In case you’re dumb, that acronym stands for “rookie who throws down the most frickin’ hard slam jams of the year”. Derrick Jones is also a contender for that award, but he hasn’t…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 9 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Tyler Ulis looks way too tiny out there on the basketball court. In a league of giants, being the height of an average American is just not enough. Not to mention his weight. It’s like a tiny little skeleton is running around out there, creating havoc with his quickness and rattling bones. Isaiah Thomas doesn’t…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Derrick Jones can slam the basketball good. And that’s it. Of course, the ability to slam good is one of the more desirable traits that a basketball player can have, and if you can slam it good enough, you don’t need to do anything else to secure a spot in the league, at least for…
Read MoreAlan Williams Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
The Bucks, in the first half of this game, simply could not handle the overabundance of SAUCE coming at them from all directions. There was simply too much SAUCE. BIG SAUCE. I pretty much couldn’t believe how thoroughly Alan Williams was dominating Greg Monroe. Like, just staring at the screen in disbelief. And I’m a…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
I was so hyped for T.J. Warren at the start of the season. That 30 point game he had in the second game may have distorted my expectations of what he could do, but that’s not my fault. It’s HIS fault for playing so good and then getting head-injured and not being the same after…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS MARQUESE CHRISS WANTS TO FIGHT POWER RANKINGS 1. Kristaps Porzingis 2. Bobby Portis [POWER GAP] 9001. Metta World Peace
Read MoreAlan Williams 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
I just came up with an NBA comparison for Alan “Big Sauce” Williams that is so accurate that you’re not going to believe something so intelligent was produced my brain. My comparison, which you will be allowed to read very soon, is so profound that my disclosure of it might result in my getting immediately…
Read MoreDevin Booker 27 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Hypothesis: Devin Booker’s middle name of “Armani” makes him the second-classiest player in the league behind J.J. Redick. I’m not talking cheap class. I’m talking REAL class. Fancy suits. Fancy watches. Babes that are too hot for even Instagram. Wine that hasn’t seen the light of day since Teddy Roosevelt was still taking up residence…
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