MORE Archie “Arch Deluxe” Goodwin highlights? Coming into the season for the Suns, I figured we’d see about the same amount of Arch Deluxe that we had in the past years: not very much. Beating out Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight for minutes at either guard spot seemed tough. Turns out all he needed to…
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Archie Goodwin 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2016)
Archie Goodwin is not a point guard. He can fake it for a little bit, but really, he’s more of a “shoot shots” kind of guy. The Suns are doing him a disservice by playing him so regularly out of position, although, admittedly, they don’t have much of a choice at the moment. They need…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2016)
There are lots of reasons why the Suns’ implosion this year, culminating in the firing of their coach, is a good thing. Lots of reasons. Everyone loves a good surprise tankjob. All of those reasons have to do with non-starter-quality players getting semi-starter-quantity minutes. Devin Booker, Archie Goodwin, Sonny Weems, Jordan McRae, formerly T.J. Warren,…
Read MoreDevin Booker 27 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2016)
In some ways, Devin Booker isn’t really a rookie; his smooth scoring game belies his youth. In other ways, it is painfully obvious that he’s still just a kid who can’t legally drink beer. Look at his body language at 0:49. Is that a smile I see? A smile and some banter to an opponent?…
Read MoreDevin Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2016)
Sometimes, the NBA lets me down. Sometimes, they let all of us down. This is one of those times. The Suns’ broadcast failed to show Devin Booker’s first point of the night, coming on a technical free throw. They just didn’t show it, preferring instead to run some footage of Dirk Nowitzki hitting that game-winner…
Read MoreJordan McRae 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
It’s time for dudes on 10-day contracts! First some rando named Bryce Dejean-Jones, now some rando named Jordan McRae. I love these type of players, because if they do anything at all on the court, that means they have exceeded expectations. Where do teams find these guys? They’re way more fun than some stodgy old…
Read MoreDevin Booker 21 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
My question about Devin Booker from an earlier description has been answered! We no longer have to toil in the suffocating ether of ignorance! “Can Devin Booker even grow facial hair?” The answer is yes! It’s not very good facial hair, in fact he hasn’t even managed to achieve the “sparse pubes” look yet, but…
Read MoreSonny Weems 12 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
It is too late. No matter what actions you take, it is too late. I have already made the Sonny Weems highlights. The evidence is right there in front of you. Perhaps, had you acted quicker, you would have been able to stop me from making the Sonny Weems highlights from tonight’s game. But you…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 26 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
The Suns’ season is over, and the commentators are starting to get a little loopy. This happened last year to the 76ers commentators; the on-court product was not worth talking about, so they talked about other things instead. Like a couple of dudes watching the game at a bar. I can’t decide which was the…
Read MoreAlex Len 16 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2016)
“Hey Alex, I don’t know if it’s a good idea to bring that in here,” said Devin Booker, looking around urgently to see if any team employees had seen the bottle of vodka that Alex Len held in his hand. “Don’t care,” Alex said simply. “We sucking the dicks right now. Need something to lift…
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