DownToBuck is a man of logic. When confronted with information, he analyzes it with a keen eye and a sharp mind. He is not drawn in by rhetoric or emotional appeals. So it makes sense that he would not have much patience for conspiracy theories. Tonight, though, his steadfast anti-conspiracy position is challenged. The shorthanded…
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Devin Booker 32 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)
I’m kind of disappointed in Eddie Johnson’s commentary tonight. For those unaware, Eddie Johnson is the color commentator for the Phoenix Suns, who also has the side hustle of maintaining the upkeep of Devin Booker’s nutsack by cleaning it with his tongue. I mean, he’s been seriously hyping the Booker Report as often and as…
Read MoreDevin Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)
Devin Booker is legit. That’s all there is to it. If I’m a Suns fan, I’ve already forgotten about Archie Goodwin. If I’m a fan of any other team, I never knew about Archie Goodwin in the first place. Eric Bledsoe? Brandon Knight? Their contracts are tradeable, or you can wait a few years until…
Read MoreDevin Booker 17 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2016)
You know, for being the youngest player in the league, Devin Booker isn’t half bad! The Suns must be doing something right after all; Rashad Vaughn, the NBA’s second youngest baller and basically the same type of player as Devin, is sucking balls on the Bucks, who have no offensive gameplan at all. That means,…
Read MoreDevin Booker 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
Devin Booker is officially good enough that he deseves a nickname that isn’t “Booker-D”. Yeah, Booker-T was a cool wrestler, but do we really want Devin to take his moniker after a guy whose main claim to fame was a tag-team title with frickin’ Goldust? Luckily for the internet, DownToBuck exists, and he is ready…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)
While doing some research for this description (yeah, this stuff needs research, you think I come up with all this stuff with my head?), it came to my attention that, currently, the top video when you search “PJ Tucker” is him talking about sneakers. This is a travesty. When one searches an NBA player, the…
Read MoreT.J. Warren Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)
Does T.J. Warren ever miss? It sure doesn’t seem like it. Take a look at this vid. No misses, except when he gets fouled! Suspicion shrouds these events like a priest enrobed by his vestments. I did a little bit of digging in the DTB Archivium, looking for clues. And what I find may shock…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)
T.J. Warren: the new Khris Middleton? I’m just talking out of my butt here. I have no idea. Maybe? I’m making the comparison because they both have flat-looking jumpers. T.J. is the more natural scorer, I think. At least he was supposed to be, out of college. He needs to work on his already much-improved…
Read MoreDevin Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
The Suns’ season is done. Just forget about it, trade everyone except for Devin Booker, and tank so hard that the 76ers will regret ever having won this game when Phoenix gets Ben Simmons. Okay, so maybe not that extreme. Jon Leuer and Archie Goodwin can stay also. Booker-D can be the featured offensive centerpiece…
Read MoreRonnie Price Career High 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2015)
When Ronnie Price was having some good games last year for the Lakers I was like “Nuh-uh. He’s dead. He’s been dead for a long time and zombies can’t play basketball.” Then the season ended and I breathed a sigh of relief, because I knew that it was almost certainly the last season in the…
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