Aron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

The Suns’ hot start, fueled by the excellent play of Aron Baynes, was always unsustainable. We knew that. But is it wrong to want to believe? Baynes got injured, the Suns immediately started losing a fair amount of games, he came back, and somehow they started losing games at an even quicker pace. Baynes himself…

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Kelly Oubre 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

I don’t know for sure, but it seems like Kelly Oubre’s overall cockiness has grown quite a bit as the season and his career has gone on. I don’t remember him being so flamboyant with the ‘Zards, maybe I’m just blocking it out like I did with most ‘Zard-related stuff from around that time, but…

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Kelly Oubre 26 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/1/2020)

Okay, so apparently the new thing that Kelly Oubre does is blow kisses to everyone and everything after he makes a bucket. That’s cool. Going for the Gorgeous George shtick, acting vaguely effeminate while antagonizing the crowd. People already almost seem to care more about the personalities than the actual game, and if that’s going…

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Kelly Oubre 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/30/2019)

With this single game, Kelly Oubre improved his three point percentage from 32% to 34%. We’re almost halfway through the season, so you wouldn’t expect a big swing like that just from one game, but Oubre took ten three-pointers (twice as many as he takes in an average game) and made seven of them, so…

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Kelly Oubre 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

I feel like every time I make a highlight video for Kelly Oubre, he’s hitting multiple midrange jumpshots. It gives the impression that Oubre is not only a smooth midrange operator, but a prolific one as well. But I just looked at basketball-reference (the website without which my descriptions would contain almost no factual content…

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Elie Okobo 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Elie Okobo must certainly represent the best chance for another French player to become a star in the NBA. They’ve already got a couple stars in Rudy Gobert and Evan Fournier (that’s right, I’m calling him a star, and not just because he’s on my exclusion list), one washed-up semi-star (Nicolas Batum the scrotum puncher),…

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Ty Jerome 15 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

With Ty Jerome’s fifteen-point performance which unequivocally deserved a highlight video, I have made some progress in making videos for every player drafted in the back half of the first round of the 2019 draft. However, there’s still a long way to go. Here’s a list of players that remain DownToBuck virgins: 15. Sekou Doumbouya…

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Kelly Oubre 24 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

I am currently drafting a proposal to the Suns organization which details a proposed new version of timeout and halftime entertainment: Wave Papi’s Beauty Tips. Basically, the idea behind this new segment is to replace all the tired old activities that teams trot out during breaks in play: kiss cam, dance cam, half-court shots, trivia…

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Frank Kaminsky 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2019)

Deandre Ayton is just coming back from roid vacation (his entourage will tell you it was diuretics but we all know why Ayton was taking diuretics…it was because of all the steroids he needed to pee out of his body) and that means bad things for Frank Kaminsky, who has been enjoying an extended run…

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Kelly Oubre 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2019)

This is already my 10th Kelly Oubre vid of the season. That’s more DTB love than almost any other player has received, the exceptions being Tyler Herro (who has 11 vids), and Devonte’ Graham (who has 16, oh my god, how did he turn into such a beast). Now, I love me some Kelly Oubre….

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