Isaiah Thomas heard the doorbell ring. Even though he had been expecting that very sound, as his package had been listed as “out for delivery” for the past four hours, he still was startled. His nerves had been on edge the whole morning as he awaited the very important package. Looking out on his porch,…
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Tyler Ennis 11 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)
I made these highlights more for me than for you guys. I was having a hard time keeping TJ Warren and Tyler Ennis straight in my head. And now I think I’ve got it! Ennis is a black dude, and so is Warren, but Warren is a lot blacker looking. Easy to remember. Also I…
Read MoreGerald Green 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/9/2014)
Walking up to the arena, Gerald Green happened to glance at the large, lit-up letters above the main entrance. Since when had this place been called the “Fulton Homes Center”? Shrugging, he continued his way inside the building. Walking to the locker room, Gerald couldn’t help but notice the amount of promotional material for Fulton…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/9/2014)
There is a stat floating around (that’s what stats do, don’t you know, they just zip around peoples heads like mosquitos) that shows how poor Markieff and Marcus Morris when their other half isn’t on the court. This effect is more pronounced on Marcus, because he’s just not as good as his brother; I blame…
Read MoreGoran Dragic 34 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2014)
Gathered around a whiteboard in the locker room, the Phoenix Suns players reflected on their loss to the Orlando Magic, heads down. Jeff Hornacek was displeased. “That was a disgraceful performance tonight. I’m totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. I’ve never seen such a collection of lazybones in my life. We are not leaving this room…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2014)
I wonder how it was decided that Markieff Morris would be a power forward and Marcus Morris would be a small forward. They’re twins, obviously they have to be good at the same stuff, or at least have the potential to be good at the same stuff. Has Marcus shot more threes for the past…
Read MoreTJ Warren 11 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2014)
Attention Suns announcers: you are not allowed to call TJ Warren a “scoring machine” until he scores at least 20 points in an NBA game. Yeah, I know he was a dynamite scorer in college. That’s great. But scoring in the NBA is most decidedly not the same as scoring in the NCAA. The talent…
Read MoreGerald Green 24 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
The only thing stopping Gerald Green from being the swaggiest chucker this year is the Kobe Bryant Farewell tour. The shots that Gerald is taking this year are getting crazier and crazier, it never seems like he gets a good look unless he’s dunking it. It’s great to watch, I love it when player just…
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)
This must be the version of Alex Len the Suns thought they were getting when they drafted him with the 5th pick. Or maybe they thought they were getting the version of him that shoots nothing but threes. I hope not, otherwise they’re going to be sorely disappointed. I’m enjoying this dunking version of him….
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
Alex Len is struggling to extricate himself from the bust shirt he is currently wearing, the one provided to him by angry internet commentators. It’s one of those shirts that’s way too tight and thus impossible to get off without destroying it. And destroy it he must not, as there is no guarantee that he…
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