OFFICIAL 2018 SECOND-ROUND ROOKIES WHO’VE SCORED 20-PLUS POINTS IN A SINGLE GAME POWER RANKINGS 1. De’Anthony Melton No, I didn’t forget any names in the power rankings. De’Anthony Melton is the only rookie picked in the second round of this year’s draft to score 20 or more points in a game so far. Honorable mention…
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Otto Porter 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHOSE FIRST NAMES ARE PALINDROMES POWER RANKINGS 1. J.J. Redick 2. Otto Porter 3. J.J. Barea PAG REWOP 442. Kendavious Caldwell-Pope Whoops, sorry, didn’t realize that there really weren’t that many players whose names could be spelled the same way backward as forward. I thought there were gonna be, like, 20 names on…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WITH WIN-SHARES/48 HIGHER THAN OR EQUAL TO DOMANTAS SABONIS’ WIN-SHARES/48 POWER RANKINGS 1. Zhou Qi: 1.298 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Chris Boucher: .508 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Jordan Loyd: .422 (does not meet…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE RUINED TREY LYLES’ CAREER UP TO THIS POINT POWER RANKINGS 1. Quin Snyder 2. Paul Millsap 3. Nikola Jokic 4. Mike Malone 5. Derrick Favors 6. Trey Lyles 7. Trey Lyles’ Mom 8. Donovan Mitchell [POWER GAP] 9001. Joel Bolomboy 9001a. Darrell Arthur 9002. DownToBuck
Read MoreDillon Brooks 18 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)
OFFICIAL SCHLUBBIEST NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS 2018-19 EDITION 1. Dillon Brooks POWER GAP 2. Robin Lopez 3. Klay Thompson 4. Omari Spellman 5. Pau Gasol …… 425. Chandler Hutchison 426. Ryan Arcidiacono
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
OFFICIAL WAYS I WOULD PRONOUNCE “JUSTISE” IF I DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW POWER RANKINGS 1. Just-eeze 2. Just-eyes 3. Jew-sti-say 4. Juh-stees 5. Just-easy 6. Hoo-stis POWER GAP 32. Jay-oost-iss-ae 33. Justice
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/2/2018)
OFFICIAL 2018 DRAFTEES POWER RANKINGS (USING PER-48 WIN-SHARES [BEST STAT EVER]): 1. Robert Williams (.343, doesn’t count) 1. Mitchell Robinson (.205) 2. Deandre Ayton (.168) 3. Troy Brown (.161, also doesn’t count) 3. Hamidou Diallo (.141) 4. Jaren Jackson (.140) 5. Donte DiVincenso (.134) [POWER GAP] 9001. De’Anthony Melton (-.249) As you can see, by…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT THE MISSING LETTER IN THE THUMBNAIL COULD BE POWER RANKINGS 1. T: This game was at the Hawks arena, and if they’re not blatantly advertising that they’re tanking, they should be 2. R: This is a POWER RANKING, after all 3. N: Doing their part to teach people about the Rape of…
Read MoreMonte Morris 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)
OFFICIAL NBA MORRISES POWER RANKINGS [RANKED ON HOW MUCH I LIKE THEM] 1. Monte Morris. Here’s a guy that barely played in his rookie season (he appeared in a grand total of three games) – now he’s getting 20 MPG as the primary backup PG for the Nuggets. How can you not like that? Twenty…
Read MoreOmari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…
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