Purple Hield Statue – Page 4

Buddy Hield 23 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

It’s been a while since I gave you guys an update on my sentient twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield. Over the summer we had a lot of adventures, but we still don’t go outside as much as Buddy wants ever since he killed a guy who was trying to mug me…

Buddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

If you’ve been paying close attention to my video descriptions recently, you’ll have learned that my microwave died a few days ago and it caused me to go into severe Pop-Tart withdrawal. I don’t have a toaster and I’m not going to eat cold Pop-Tarts like a hobo so I’ve been subsisting mostly on Jolly…

Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now me and my 12-foot-fall purple 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield are laying low for a while. There’s still a lot of news coverage about how they found a dead guy in our neighborhood, and I’m constantly afraid that they’re going to figure out that it was actually my sentient Buddy Hield statue who…

Buddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

I had a scary and exhilarating experience last night. So, pretty much every night now, me and my 12-foot-tall purple 3D-printed plastic sentient naked statue of Buddy Hield go for walks in the area around my place. The weather here in Wisconsin is getting a little bit warmer, not that I think the cold affects…

Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Not gonna lie, getting my channel terminated bummed me out a lot, but I think my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy Hield statue took it even harder than I did. When I told him the sad news I swear he started crying. I mean, he didn’t make any tears because he doesn’t have tear ducts,…

Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

My 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield has completely sated my need for human interaction. His gigantic purpleness is less judgemental of my unique lifestyle than humans are. Long ago I tired of dealing with so-called “normies”, but this twelve-foot-tall naked purple Buddy is about as far from being a normie as it’s possible to get….

Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…

Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

I’ve totally done a 180 on this 12-foot-tall 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield that I have chilling out in my apartment. After I spent most of last year trying various ways to ignore it or remove it from my life entirely through increasingly desperate means, now this thing is basically my best friend. It’s nice…

Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

Okay, so, for those of you who forgot, I have spent the better part of the last year with a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed plastic naked purple statue of Buddy Hield residing in my apartment. It started off as a hype-driven 3000-dollar order from one of those online 3D printing outfits, but over the course of the…

Buddy Hield Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)

Yup, the 12-foot tall purple Buddy Hield statue that I accidentally had 3D-printed is definitely alive. I think. I had my suspicions before, but the evidence continues piling up. First it was the Hot Pocket incident, now this. Things just keep going from bad to worse over here in DTB-land. I again tried asking for…