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Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

The first of the Bulls’ broadcast “keys to the game” was this: “Get Markkanen the ball”. That’s a good start, actually a lot better than most of the crappy keys to the game that I’m always seeing, but it needs to be amended to: “Get Markkanen AND LOPEZ the ball”. That’s because Lauri Markkanen and…

Robin Lopez 18 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2017)

The Bulls, despite me (and their entire fanbase) never shutting up about how much they sucked throughout the year, are somehow up 2-0 on the top-seeded Boston Celtics. This is as baffling to me as I’m sure it is for you. I mean, I saw them quit halfway through the season. I saw it with…

Robin Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

You know things are getting bad in Chicagoland when the Bulls commentators are repeatedly stating how they’d like to see Robin Lopez get more offensive touches. Fropez is a great player in his own way, but he’s not the kind of guy you forcefeed in the post. He’s more of an opportunistic scorer. The Bulls’…

Robin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL HOOK SHOT LEADERBOARDS WATCH: Andre Drummond is still leading the hook shot derby this season, having converted 109 such shots this season. When we last visited this topic, Hassan Whiteside and Robin Lopez were tied for second place, but the winds of hook shot wizardry have changed direction, and Whiteside is now in…

Robin Lopez 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

As it stands right now, Robin Lopez is tied for second place in the prestigious “amount of hook shots made” category. Andre Drummond has him beat by a long shot, since SVG is so desperate to turn him into Dwight (who has only made 13), and he’s tied with Hassan Whiteside with 67. Lopez’s hook…

Robin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

Robin Lopez hasn’t gotten enough credit for solidly solid he has been the last couple years. He got some recognition in Portland for his solidity, but it was only a minor amount in comparison to how important he was for those playoff teams, and he definitely had serious solidness going on before then. Solidness is…

Robin Lopez 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2016)

If you want to have a laugh, check out this prime slab of misguided drivel that I wrote in a Robin Lopez description two weeks ago: “Now somebody needs to convince the Knicks organization that Fropez should be featured in the offense ahead of Carmelo and Arron Afflalo. It’s an inarguable point that a game…

Robin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)

This is what happens when Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t play. The Knicks win. I don’t even know who this “Porzingis” guy is; I’m just reading off the box-score here where it says his leg is contused. Honestly the only things I know about him are he’s tall and he’s the reason the Knicks suck. The only…

Robin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)

This video is probably the most ridiculous display of hook-shot shooting that exists on the entirety of the world wide weberverse. Did somebody in the Knicks locker room literally dare Robin Lopez to shoot hook shots with as little arc as possible? And has Robin Lopez actually accepted the dare? Is that how far gone…

Robin Lopez 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2016)

Did I really see what I think I just saw? That being Robin Lopez taking a big puffy-haired dump directly into Karl-Anthony Towns’ gaping mouth? I think I did. Unless these highlights are solely a fabrication of my mind, Robin Lopez did, indeed, make a special brown casserole and deposit it right into the hole…