Rui Hachimura Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/MpS1tdwfooE Thirty points is Rui Hachimura’s career high. However, it’s not a new career high, it just ties a career high that he set in his rookie season. That means, for all the true DTB acolytes who were hoping for a “Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers” video description where Hachimura enters a mystical realm…

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Rui Hachimura 26 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/dtwE01KkqIM In between bites of Pop-Tart, I’ve been doing some major thinkage this morning. And after all that thinkage combined with entirely unhealthy amounts of sugar, I’m sort of thinking that Rui Hachimura might have to be excised from my channel in the near future. What follows is a forbidden glimpse into my genius-level thought…

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Rui Hachimura 29 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2021)

https://youtu.be/6fPUE9gJUyE There’s a reason I made compilation of all of Rui Hachimura’s midrange jumpers last season, and that reason is illuminated in this video. I’m not going to bore you with too many words when the midrange artistry on display speaks for itself, but I do have two words that I think will pique your…

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Rui Hachimura 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2021)

https://youtu.be/Y8hHivh8Aco I was initially surprised by the factoid which I about to present to you, but as I thought about it more deeply, I realized that there was no reason for it to be so surprising. And that factoid is this: Rui Hachimura is the third-leading scorer on the Wizards right now. If your first…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Rui Hachimura, as the #1 scoring option for the Wizards this game, went 6-of-18 from the field. That’s not very good. Do I have any kind of official or unofficial FG% cutoff for player highlight videos? If I do, it can’t be lower than 33%, can it? I would consult the OFFICIAL…

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Rui Hachimura 23 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

I’m not an anime watcher, but my impression is that most animes take place in high schools or high-school-like atmospheres. I also seem to remember that there’s an anime which features a basketball team featuring members who have various superhuman abilities (probably also in a high school setting). While I might not be an expert…

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Rui Hachimura 21 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)

I already made and uploaded the Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation for this season. It has 3,600 views (approximately). It only contains 49 midrange jumpshots, but it’s an entertaining video for what it is. And now Hachimura has decided to make three more midrange jumpshots in his first regular season bubble game. What am I supposed to…

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Rui Hachimura All 49 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)

Through the first month of the season, as I watched Rui Hachimura humiliate defenders again and again with his hesi pull-up midrange jimbos (you won’t know what I just said unless you REALLY hoop), my enthusiasm for a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation was increasing by the day. Hachimura wasn’t on pace to break any records or…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Yuta Watanabe of the Memphis Grizzlies has been getting some small amounts of burn lately, which means that the battle between Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe for the title of “Best Japanese NBA Player” is actually a battle. It’s not much of a battle, but it is a battle because both combatants are active and…

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Rui Hachimura 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)

I want the Wizards to continue being an all-scoring, no-defense team going forward. That’s not the path to playoff success by any means (cue the fuzzy, but happy, memories of the Wizards owning the Raptors year after year in the playoffs), but it IS the path to having an entertaining-as-heck product to put on the…

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