Pelicans new court: yeah or nah? I mean, it’s just got a pair of big old pelicans inside the three point arcs. It’s either awesome^2 or maximal lameitude. Keep this anecdote in mind while arriving at a decision: I was watching the pregame stuff for this game and they showed Ryan Anderson walking out on…
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Ryan Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2014)
I didn’t realize how similar the games of Ryan Anderson and Kevin Love are until just now. Obviously Love is a lot better, but Ryno is comparable in a lot of ways. Including the lumberjack look they have going on. I may have overrated him a bit after he went on that hot streak after…
Read MoreRyan Anderson Career High 36 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/2/2013)
Ryan Anderson is a maniac. A total maniac. This is evidenced by the fact that he’s taken 126 shots while only accumulating 3 assists. Any other player in the league does that, they would get crucified. Literally crucified. NBA fans are dedicated. But Anderson gets a pass because his shooting is otherworldly right now. When…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/1/2013)
Ryan Anderson crept stealthily through the unlit halls of Madison Square Garden, making his way to the court. He had encountered surprisingly little resistance, aside from the security guard on the roof. The Garden was very confusing in the total darkness. After several wrong turns and excursions into bathrooms and concessions areas, Anderson found the…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 21 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2013)
Dwight Howard has sucked (relatively speaking) since leaving the Magic. People can talk about “injuries” and “effort” but we all know the real reason. He doesn’t have Ryno anymore. Anderson is the ultimate floor spacer. You can’t leave him open for even a little bit. Even if you do guard him there’s a good chance…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2013)
You know that trade rumor that’s been floating around for months, where Ryan Anderson gets traded for Omer Asik? I don’t normally comment on trades because I don’t really understand the CBA, but I am offering to you my unfiltered opinion of that trade idea. It is horsey crap. Why would the Pelicans need Asik?…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)
Stephen Curry is the best three-point shooter in the league. But who’s in second place? Since this is a Ryan Anderson video, we’re going with Ryan Anderson on this one. Not only does his range extend two feet beyond the arc, but he can shoot it in the face of any defender. When he gets…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 22 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/27/2013)
Ryan Anderson is a 3-point machine. I have heard rumors that you can hear a faint metallic clinking sound as he runs up and down the court, and the way his release never changes is simply superhuman. Has anybody checked his body for robotic implants? I never see him drinking Gatorade on the bench… W̷a̸i̴t̶,̷…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 27 Points (7 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
“Ryan Anderson is the realest brotha I ever met. Dude is 100% straight up thug life forever.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
Read MoreRyan Anderson Career High 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (11/23/2012)
The Hornets can’t catch a break, having lost two overtime games in a row. They are squandering Ryan Anderson’s clutchitude. Their gameplan is now “dump it off to Ryan Anderson, who cares if there’s three guys in his face, he’ll just step back on pop treys”. I’ve seen their diagrams in timeout. They don’t even…
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