Bogdan Bogdanovic is making a concerted effort to take the title of “Best Bogdanovic” from Bojan Bogdanovic, his latest effort being an 18-point, 5-assist performance that impressed me with its solidity. He would have had even more assists, but his teammates kinda suck at putting the ball in the basket. Meanwhile, Bojan Bogdanovic, Mr. Soon-to-be-inferior,…
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Bogdan Bogdanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Bogdan “BogBog” Bogdanovic is one of those players who looks great every time you get to see him on the court, but then you go look at his basketball-reference page and he’s not even doing that good? That’s just what happened to me, at least Having an aesthetic playstyle blinds a lot of people, including…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Because I hate everything and want every player do to badly, I feel compelled to point out that, while De’Aaron Fox did indeed score fourteen points in the Kings’ overtime win over the Pelicans, he achieved the feat while going 5-of-14 from the field. Fox is still shooting over 40% on the season even after…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…
Read MoreZach Randolph 35 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Sacramento was tonight the location of a momentous battle between the Kings’ present, Zach Randolph, and the Kings’ past, DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings’ future, Skal Labissiere, was not present because he was banished to the D-League for sleeping with Dave Joerger’s wife. So who came out on top in this battle of Kings legends? Was…
Read MoreFrank Mason 15 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)
Why did I only notice just now how absolutely built Frank Mason is? What he doesn’t have in size, he definitely makes up for in his beefy arms and legs. This isn’t like a Tyler Ulis or Brandon Jennings situation where he’s both short and a twig. Mason is short but he is ripped. He…
Read MoreZach Randolph 22 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Zach Randolph slumped sadly against the cinder-block wall of his cell in the Sacramento County jail. His mind was filled with regret as he closed his eyes. Why had he ever thought it was a good idea to break into a Krispy Kreme donut store? He had plenty of money with which to buy donuts…
Read MoreFrank Mason 13 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Would you call the shot that happens at 0:15 a dunk? Of course not, right? Frank Mason was about two feet below the rim when he let that shot go. Nothing about it was even remotely dunk-like. It was simply not a dunk. My friends, the bigwigs in the ivory tower of the NBA would…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Quick Quiz Question 1: what was Vince Carter telling De’Aaron Fox in the thumbnail image? A.) [some sappy encouragement or positive message to lift the rookie’s spirits after he got yanked from the floor four minutes into the game] B.) “Listen up rook, you know I can still catch lobs, right? So, next time down…
Read MoreZach Randolph 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)
Zach Randolph approached the Krispy Kreme store quietly. It was two in the morning, and the store was dark, empty of its usual lines of donut-seeking customers. Now he would be the only one in line. Thankful for the store’s location in the middle of a sprawling concrete expanse of shopping centers and big-box stores,…
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