A lot of mean people have some not nice things to say about Jimmer Fredette. He’s a bust. He’s unathletic. He’s unfit to even be a third-string PG. He can’t create his own shot. He’s Mormon. Don’t these people know that Jimmer Fredette has feelings just like everybody else? Well Jimmer, if you’re reading this,…
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Francisco Garcia 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2012)
The Kings suck again. They are a textbook example of when tanking goes wrong. They’ve had several years in a row of high picks, but they are somehow even worse than before. But it’s not Francisco “San” Garcia’s fault. So let’s forget about how the Kings got totally owned by the Mavericks, and instead focus…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)
The Suckramento Kings beat the Los Angeles Fakers big last night, mostly due to the substandard play of such overrated players as Dwight Coward, Kobe Cryant, and Pau Gasoft. Marcus Thornton AKA “The Bayou Bomber” didn’t actually bomb anyone (that would be a foul), but he did make some tough shots and ended the night…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 29 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2012)
We’ve all heard bad things about DeMarcus Cousins. He’s a headcase. He’s a cancer. He’s a locker-room distraction. He can’t play in a team system. He can’t shoot. Well I’ve got some things to say about him too. He’s tall. He can jump. He can run. He has full use of his arms. See? Those…
Read MoreJason Thompson 19 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/16/2012)
Jason “Always Comes Out On Thomp” Thompson has the misfortune of playing for one of the most disorganized franchises in the NBA, the Virginia Bea – sorry, the Sacramento Kings. It looks like they suck this year as well, despite tanking hard for good draft position last season (does Thomas Robinson even play? Jimmer who?),…
Read MoreAaron Brooks 12 Points 4 Assists Full Highlights 11/7/12
Remember Aaron Brooks? That guy who won MIP and shot a ton of threes with Houston? Well I have good news! Not only is he still alive, he is still playing basketball! With the Kings! The Sacramento Kings! Wow!
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