Random death can occur to any person, at any time. Sure, the chances may be significantly less for someone sitting at a desk (like I am) versus someone commuting through rush hour traffic or someone sleeping with a fan turned on in their room (South Korea knows what’s up). But the chance is still there…
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Jimmer Fredette 10 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2015)
“Sir, sir? Spare some change for a homeless veteran?” Trying to look as helpless as possible, Jimmer jangled his extra-large Burger King cup at the passing pedestrian, to no avail. The man bustled right by without even glancing in the direction of the panhandler that was accosting him. Jimmer, used to being ignored, wasn’t fazed….
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
By luck or by skill, I have created, with this video thumbnail, a perfect new logo for the NBA! Note to the NBA: take out the Ilyasova head before using. The blue and the red represent the current logo colors of the NBA, and also the glorious colors of the USA’s proud flag which flies…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 14 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2014)
The Pelicans’ coach, Monty Williams, said before the season that Jimmer Fredette had the green light. Was he just screwing with us? That was a weird thing to say, normally an underperformer like Jimmer wouldn’t be given carte blanche to shoot any shot he wanted on a new team. And he hasn’t. So why did…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 17 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)
I can just imagine the excitement of Jimmer-nation when it was announced that he was released by the Kings and picked up by the Bulls. “Finally, Jimmer can play for a competent organization with a great coach who recognizes talent! Better burn all my Kings gear and pick up some Bulls swag!” They thought those…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2014)
With this sick performance against the Knicks, Jimmer Fredette has shown that he should receive more minutes or should be traded somewhere where they will give him those minutes. Did you see those threes? Some of those were frickin’ deep! Hell I think he shot one of those from Kolob. I think I read somewhere…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2014)
I read something a while a go that said something to the effect of “The Kings are willing to trade anybody but Cousins. And Jimmer, because they know they can’t get anything at all for him.” I have to wonder if maybe this recent string of half-decent play hasn’t upped his trade value to at…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 15 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2014)
Jimmer Fredette sat alone in the Kings cafeteria, enjoying a burger and some fries. “Hey look, it’s loser Jimmer, sitting by his loser self!” DeMarcus Cousins had swaggered over with his posse of Derrick Williams and Quincy Acy. The other two laughed in a goonish way. “Leave me alone DeMarcus, I already gave you all…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 10 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2013)
I remember back when Jimmer was drafted there were angry comments from Bucks fans that went something like this: “We drafted Jimmer but traded him to Sucktown? SMH this is Dirk all over again.” You really can’t expect much from the average casual sports fan, can you? Of course, the Bucks technically drafted Jimmer, and…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2013)
“Jimmer, listen up. This is God speaking.” Jimmer, in the middle of untying his shoes, looked up at the ceiling of the locker room. “This isn’t funny guys. Stop making fun of my religion.” A light fixture above him suddenly burnt out in a cascade of sparks. “Do not doubt me, Jimmer.” Dropping to his…
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