Harry Giles 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

I’m legitimately confused why Harry Giles’ minutes have been so inconsistent this season. There has to be a reason other than Luke Walton AKA Puke Faulton is a terrible coach. There just has to be. Kings fans: if you would be so kind, please tell me what the HECK is going on with Giles this…

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Cory Joseph 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2020)

Where are all the haters who were hating on the Kings for giving Cory Joseph a three-year, 36 million dollar deal in free agency? I don’t see them, where have they gone? Are they in hiding after Joseph’s good game against the “championship contender” Clippers? WHERE ARE THE HATERS? EXPOSE YOURSELVES FOR WELL-DESERVED RIDICULE! Oh…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

Finally, a showcase game for Bogdan Bogdanovic. The Kings were just waiting for him to drop another twenty-burger (his first since late December) so that he would be at his maximum value when they decide to pull the trigger on a trade. The trade deadline is sometime within the next week or so, so the…

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Nemanja Bjelica 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Nemanja Bjelica prowled the halls of the Target Center with cold, calculated purpose. The memories of the arena’s layout were coming back to him with each new hallway that he walked down. “Thibodeau…I’m coming for you…Thibodeau…Мрзим те!!” he snarled under his breath, mixing the English that he spoke among teammates with the Serbian that he…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2020)

The Kings’ video feed for this game is all wonky with various blips, glitches, and other assorted deformations. At first I couldn’t figure out why it was screwy: the NBA has pretty good quality control when it comes to the broadcasts of the local TV networks who carry the games. However, as I gave the…

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Nemanja Bjelica 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

The full, unabridged title of this video is “Nemanja Bjelica 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Stolen From Him by the Fact that His Teammates Can’t Play Defense (1/20/2020)”. Nemanja Bjelica made a clutch bucket off a rebound of his own miss with two seconds left to put the Kings up by two. Bjelica is so cerebral that…

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Marvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2020)

Marvin Bagley has been injured for a lot of the season. The Kings haven’t been very good. Are these two things related? On the surface, they almost have to be. Not many teams don’t get worse when you take away their recent 2nd overall pick. I’m not so sure about the correlation (how many wins…

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Nemanja Bjelica Career High 34 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2020)

I’m not an NBA coach, but when you’ve got a guy on your team who is 8 out of 10 from three on the game, and you’re running an out-of-bounds play down by 2 with 1 second left, I make dang well sure that I get the ball to the guy who has already proven…

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Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)

Merry Christmas Nemanja Bjelica! For some reason I thought that Eastern Orthodox peeps celebrated that on Monday the 6th, but no, it’s definitely Tuesday the 7th, as the commentators so kindly informed me. I’m dumb. Forgive me. Another thing I’m ignorant of: what sort of crazy rituals they do in Serbia to celebrate. I presume…

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Trevor Ariza 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Trevor Ariza has always been known as a contract year guy who tricks teams into thinking that the way he plays during contract years is the way he’ll play all the time if you just give him enough money. This reputation, which is definitely not a secret if I know about it, didn’t prevent the…

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