Wouldn’t it be cool if you got to watch all of Samuel Dalembert’s made baskets from last night? A video containing such a collection of shots would certainly brighten your day by a considerable amount. To watch an elite athlete perform at a high level in his sport of choice, why, it is doubtful that…
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Samuel Dalembert 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2014)
If you guys want a hint on how to get a start working in the NBA, I’ve got one: apply to be a player’s personal assistant. Nobody wants to take care of these grown-up-yet-still-children players. When my man Fatty D put out an ad for someone to cook and clean for him, I applied immediately….
Read MoreSamuel Dalembert 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/22/2013)
“Sam, that was a good practice. I liked your hustle out there,” Rick Carlisle told his player. “I like seeing you putting in the effort towards improving your help defense.” Samuel Dalembert smiled. “Thanks coach.” “There’s just one thing. The assistants and I agree that you could stand to lose some weight.” Sam sighed. Coach…
Read MoreSamuel Dalembert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2013)
After several games with a DNP-CD, Samuel Dalembert was rewarded for his patience a spot in the starting lineup. There’s a reason he doesn’t get to play very often. He has a decent offensive game, though he’s a little trigger happy with his jumper. The real problem is that his defensive awareness is the worst…
Read MoreSamuel Dalembert 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2013)
Samuel “Fatty D” Dalembert is pretty worthless these days. He is a horrible help defender and he thinks he’s KG or something with all the jumpers he takes. But he does still have some useful traits, like being freakishly tall and still being ambulant. And he can dunk. That’s pretty cool. In conclusion: Samuel Dalembert…
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