San Antonio Spurs – Page 2

Dejounte Murray 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/7pghTkDmwOE If Dejounte Murray is looking for extra revenue streams (and, let’s be honest, we’re ALL looking for extra revenue streams), I have an offer that he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, but that would be a very stupid decision on his end. I hereby offer to hire him as my midrange jumpshooting…

Dejounte Murray 27 Points/8 Steals Full Highlights (2/8/2021)

https://youtu.be/ALrsaMJpS7g It’s rare that a player accumulates enough steals in a game to meet DTB’S OFFICIAL STEALS THRESHOLD. The threshold is a moving target that changes based on the player and my mood that day, and when a player meets it, it ensures that their steals are shown in the highlight video alongside their buckets….

Jakob Poeltl 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/sr8Y836Q2Sk OFFICIAL DTB STATISTICAL FINDING OF THE DAY: Jakob Poeltl, who has averaged 17 MPG per game over the course of his career, is sixth in his draft class in TOTAL win shares. Not win shares per 48, but raw absolute win shares. He’s tied with Jamal Murray on the list, and he’s ahead of…

Keldon Johnson 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/WorFSMbSoMY My feeling is that I’ve already made too many Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season. Spurs fans will probably be quick to tell me that I have NOT made too many Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season, and that, in fact, I have not made ENOUGH Keldon Johnson highlight videos this season, but Spurs…

Dejounte Murray 26 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/KUZvSfiWz8I There was a time, in the distant past, where I thought that Dejounte Murray was a better player than Jamal Murray. This was during the 2016-17 season, when they were both rookies, probably around the time when Dejounte scored 24 and Jamal was busy putting up endless single-digit scoring games. Was I right to…

Keldon Johnson 29 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/hTgozYWs35k Keldon Johnson: small forward of the future for the Spurs? The eye test says yes. The stats test says yes. The emotions test says yes. The taste test says yes. The test test says yes. The “ask Spurs fans” test? A resounding yes shouted from the highest mountaintop. There’s so many yeses here, it’s…

Lonnie Walker 25 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/04ShsULfwWQ I need somebody who watched this game to tell me why Lonnie Walker, who dropped 22 points in the first half while looking utterly unstoppable, only ended up with 25 game. And I need this information urgently. I need it urgently so that I can include the explanation for Walker’s uneventful second half in…

Patty Mills 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/5/2021)

https://youtu.be/k-pVtXa9Zts Patty Mills just set a career high in three-pointers made, with eight such shots splashed in last night. I think this era of increased three-point gunning has desensitized me to three-pointers, because eight doesn’t even seem like that many for a player like Mills, who is known as a three-point shooter. Am I broken…

Keldon Johnson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/suGfB1CCwaY I would say that, most of the time, fanbases are decidedly inaccurate in their assessment of their own players. Putting on the homer goggles will usually present your eyeballs with a wildly distorted vision of reality, and the problem with all fanbases is that the homer goggles are permanently attached. There’s no taking those…

Dejounte Murray Career High 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2020)

https://youtu.be/gGvl5wOhHjw Sometimes new eras sneak up on you without you realizing that you’ve transitioned from on era to the other. For example, the industrial revolution represented a bold new era of human productivity, but the people who made the first crappy steam engine hooked up to a janky loom probably didn’t realize they were in…