San Antonio Spurs – Page 22

Jonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (5/11/2017)

Jonathon Simmons: Better than James Harden? Let’s take a look at the facts: POINTS: Simmons scored 18 points in this game. Harden scored 10 (LOL [lots of laughs]). ADVANTAGE: Simmons DEFENSE: Simmons plays defense. Harden doesn’t. ADVANTAGE: Simmons PASSING: Simmons had four assists. Harden had seven. But Harden’s assists were just a product of him…

Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2017)

Since I make highlight videos and not “lowlight” videos, this video does not contain the sequence at the end of regulation where Patty Mills isoed against James Harden, pump-faked, and failed to get off a shot before time expired. The shot he released a half-second too late banked in off the glass, the home crowd…

Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

Jonathon Simmons highlight videos just aren’t the same if they don’t feature the San Antonio commentators. The excitement of Simmons’ drives to the hoop is made less exciting by the absence of that one guy yelling “OH MAMA…the JUICE!!!!” while the other guy chuckles uncontrollably like he smoked a huge doobie before the game. I…

Patty Mills 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2017)

Time zones always confuse me. I wanted to know what time it was in Australia right now but when I looked at the time zone map all that happened is I got pissed off about the international date line. I don’t even know where Australia is on a world map. It’s probably next to Austria…

Kyle Anderson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2017)

I found it funny that the only guy who Kyle “Slo-Mo” Anderson could take one-on-one in this game was Vince Carter, the one wing in the league who might be slower than Slo-Mo himself. Even then, he could only abuse the matchup a few times, and relied on his sweet midrange game to get him…

Davis Bertans 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

The Spurs are so much more fun when Kawhi Leonard isn’t playing. And Pau Gasol. And LaMarcus Aldridge. And Tony Parker. Those dudes, I know what those dudes are like. They’re good players, but familiarity breeds contempt or whatever. I want to see the role-players! And tonight, I got my wish. Big time. It’s no…

Bryn Forbes Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

Is now the time when we get mad at coach Pop for holding down Bryn Forbes the entire season? I know it’s not kosher to question Pop’s decisions because he’s one of the GOAT of all time coaches, but here’s a truth bomb for you: Bryn Forbes’ previous season high was eight. That’s right –…

Davis Bertans 14 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)

With a shot form as nice as Davis Bertans’, it’s a wonder that he ever misses threes. At least, the stats say he misses them. If you only watch my highlight vids, you’ve never actually seen anything except makes from him. If that’s the case, don’t let the stats fool you, and continue living in…

Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

Every time I see Jonathon Simmons on the court it reminds of how we were all robbed of a whole year of exciting action from Ben Simmons. I can’t help it. Seeing the name “Simmons” on the back of a jersey, it doesn’t even matter what color, I get all riled up. Making this vid…

Patty Mills 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

The stars seemed to have been aligned perfectly for Patty Mills to have a monster game. Not only were the main scorers on his team (Leonard and Aldridge) out for various reasons, but he was matched up against a team missing all of its own star players, including the ones that play defense. When all…