You will notice that I have put the word “steals” in the title of this highlight video. The inclusion of this forbidden word usually precedes a rant by yours truly about how steals in the NBA are meaningless because they are awarded inconsistently and often to the wrong player. A tried-and-true DTB adherent will be…
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Trey Lyles 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Trey Lyles has finally started picking up the scoring, but I don’t think there’s any realistic amount of scoring he can do that will make up for the half-season (plus a few games) of not even looking at the rim that he did. If we’re talking amount an unrealistic amount of scoring, sure. If he…
Read MoreDerrick White 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Everyone was so hyped for Derrick White after his playoff performance last season (was it only last season? feels like an eternity ago now… the only way to mark the passing of time is by measuring how much further White’s hairline has flown up his forehead). That hype was very real, but it is absolutely…
Read MoreKeldon Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
It’s always a blast to make a highlight video for a player that you literally know nothing about. I don’t expect you all to be able to relate exactly to the feeling I get when I edit together clips of some totally unknown random scrub, but it’s probably close to the feeling you get when…
Read MoreDejounte Murray 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)
Dejounte Murray has been learning well at the knee of DeMar “Midrange Master” DeRozan and LaMarcus “Midrange Master” Aldridge. Soon, Dejounte Murray will also earn the nickname of “Midrange Master” and the Spurs will have three of them on their team. Who says the league is moving away from the midrange game? Well, everybody does,…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)
Trey Lyles should be known as “Trey LIEls” because so many front-offices have lied to their fans about how good they expect Lyles to be. In none of his multitude of stops in the NBA has he lived up to fans’ expectations of him, and part of that is because those expectations were set way…
Read MorePatty Mills 24 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)
Sometimes, for lack of anything better to do, I sit around and wonder what concessions are like in arenas other than the one NBA arena that I’ve had the luxury of consuming concessions in, the Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee. Actually, I ate concessions at the Bradley Center too. RIP that ugly concrete eyesore. I’m guessing…
Read MoreRudy Gay 19 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I would officially like to apologize for not making a vid when Rudy Gay scored 22 points back in November. I know I’ve apologized for this before, but those apologies weren’t official. This one is. It’s an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY. It’s no excuse, but I ran out of time that day and couldn’t get to…
Read MoreDrew Eubanks 10 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
The first game in double-figures for Drew Eubanks, you know I have no choice but to make a video for that. Add in the fact that he hit a three, the first of his career, giving him a pristine 100 percent three point percentage (eat your heart out Curry bros) for his career, and this…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I’ve kinda lost track of how many fanbases are disappointed with Trey Lyles at this point (I’m pretty sure it’s three, but it could be more, because maybe Knicks fans are disappointed with him even though he’s never played for them), but I don’t care about their opinions. They might know better than me, having…
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