I’m going to start calling Seth Curry “Coconut Curry” because his head kind of looks like a coconut would if you took out the furry brown shell and were just left with the white globe of actual coconut flesh. And because his last name is Curry. Get it? Coconut…Curry? This honestly might be my finest…
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Seth Curry 25 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)
Seth Curry is learning from the GOAT2 (GOAT1 is Kareem and Curry can’t learn much from him unless he wants to do skyhooks from three). He already has an MVP brother who he can learn from, but some lessons he can’t help with. LeBron is proficient in other areas of the game that Stephen isn’t,…
Read MoreSeth Curry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
The commentators in this game brought up an interesting factoid (one could even call it a “fun fact”): in 149 (now 150) career games, Seth Curry has not dunked it even one time. He’s only 6’2″ and he’s never had a reputation for being a supreme athletic specimen, but still. He’s an NBA player and…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
That’s four twenty-point games in a row for Seth Curry after he had “just” six of them in the first 54 games of the season. At what point does he become the main offensive guy behind Barnes? Or as he already become that guy by surpassing Nowitzki? The Mavs haven’t been giving me many reasons…
Read MoreSeth Curry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
I know I said I wouldn’t compare Seth Curry and Stephen Curry anymore. So I won’t, even though I really want to. It’s just SO EASY. Primo description material, talking about how Seth is shooting better than Steph, how is headband game is so much more polished, how they both look like cute little lorises….
Read MoreSeth Curry 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
It really sucks that Stephen Curry isn’t having as good of a season as he is capable of, because his lackluster-ness is causing people to not care about Seth Curry as much as they should. Come on people! Seth is basically a legit third option on an NBA team right now. It might not be…
Read MoreSeth Curry 29 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
Oof. DownToBuck isn’t feeling so hot right now. This description is gonna suck because I ate something funky and need to lie down for a bit. So… Seth Curry. I would make a joke about how he stole his brother’s powers, resulting in a 29-point game for him and an 0/11 three-point shooting performance for…
Read MoreSeth Curry Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Seth Curry has a midrange game. We knew it before, but it is being reaffirmed. Yes! That’s what I want. There aren’t enough guards with a sweet midrange game in the NBA right now. C.J. McCollum and… who else? Probably a few others, but the art of the 15-footer is fading from human knowledge. Stephen…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Seth Curry is starting to become the player I thought he could be after leaving Sacramento. He’s been a reasonably consistent double-digit scorer for a while now, and his assist totals the last few games have trended upward. This increase in the quality of play roughly coincides with an increase in the quality of play…
Read MoreSeth Curry 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)
Comparisons between Seth Curry and his brother Stephen Curry are inevitable. They have similar names, they have similar games. But which one is really better? Let’s take a look at the facts. POINTS TONIGHT: Seth scored 24 points tonight, a career high. Stephen scored 0. None. Not even a single point, which is 24 points…
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