Though he’s put together only a small portfolio, it’s looking like Shawn Long is one of those “diamonds in the rough” that the 76ers’ endless player churn sometimes turns up. Eventually, one or two of those D-League call-ups end up being someone you can play on a real team that is trying to win real…
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Shawn Long 16 Points Full Highlights – I Long for ＤＥＡＴＨ (3/31/2017)
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Read MoreShawn Long 18 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Here’s the deal bros: the Wisconsin-Florida game just went into OT, and I sure as HECK am not going to miss the exciting conclusion of that game just to write some words about some barely-above-D-League-level player named Shawn Long who scored only 18 points and not 70. Yeah, I know college basketball sucks. I’m aware….
Read MoreShawn Long 13 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
So, I wanted to see if Shawn Long lives up to his last name (not in that way you sicko), so I pulled up draftexpress and found out that his wingspan is seven-foot-one. So he’s not an insane freak of nature, but his arms are longer than he is tall, so that qualifies him as…
Read MoreShawn Long 13 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
10-day contract time is my favorite time of the NBA. By this point in the season, I’m bored of all the scrubs who have been scrubbing things up on rosters the whole season. I want new scrubs! There is nothing quite like taking the wrapping off of a brand-new scrub and seeing what’s there. Nothing…
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