I don’t know who the target market for this video is. It’s not Grizzlies fans, because they all hate Shelvin Mack because he plays too much and they all wish that they hadn’t waived Andrew Harrison (which is the least of their problems, but whatever). And it’s not general NBA fans, because I would guess…
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Shelvin Mack 21 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2018)
If someone (it would have to be me, wouldn’t it) were to compile a list of least-relevant-but-not-terrible NBA players, Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack would have to be way up at the top. He’s for sure a competent backup PG, not a starter at all, but a guy who you feel kinda comfortable having on the…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 19 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)
I just spent the last fifteen minutes frantically searching the Googs for phrases like “Do I have Alzheimer’s” and “early onset dementia” and “Alzheimer’s symptoms”. Now, thanks to all that Googling, I’m fairly convinced that I have the ‘Zheimers, and while I won’t let this be the end of DownToBuck, I’m sort of dreading the…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 17 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)
It’s really cool that the Magic brought in Tracy McGrady to talk about stuff while his old team played the Raptors. I’m sure he had some great insight/anecdotes/jokes or whatever. But he kind of totally ruined these Shelvin Mack highlights. Mack did his damage in the second quarter, coincidentally the exact time T-Mac was taking…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack: should we call his made three-pointers “Threejaculations” or would that be taking the joke too far? I (mostly) graduated from that type of humor after middle school, but it’s still funny to make jokes related to the body’s sexual functions. It also toes the line with regards to how inappropriate I…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack just got a promotion. Since Elfrid Payton, the Magic’s erstwhile starting point guard, got traded for a jar of desert sand a few days ago, D.J. Augustin becomes the starter and Shelvin Mack becomes the backup. This means more minutes and more highlight videos for the Macksturbator going forward. Great! I…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
I have lately developed a compulsion to have a highlight video for a player at each stop of their journey through the NBA. If some guy played for some team for a season or even half a season, I want a video of it so that future NBA enthusiasts can see with their own eyes…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 18 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2017)
From getting DNP’s earlier in the season to starting a playoff game where the aim was to avoid being swept, Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack has come a long way, but in the end, the sweep happened while he was at the helm. The Macksturbator played about as well as could be expected in this game;…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2016)
As he showed us last year, Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack is actually a decent spot starter in the league. You can put him in and he won’t be a George Hill, but he also won’t be a Raul Neto either. He’ll hit his stupid floaters that every backup point guard relies on, but he can…
Read MoreShelvin Mack Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
We’ve already determined that the Utah Jazz have a bunch of players they can build around, commonly called a “core”. A core is what the Utah Jazz have. No doubt about it. As I said, it’s already been determined by experts. It is not all set in stone. Sometimes players must be added to cores….
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