Mario Hezonja held the explosive-rigged gift basket up to Evan Fournier’s car window, unaware that the bomb’s timer would go off in thirty seconds or so. “You forgot your gift basket, Evan!” “It was a gift!” Evan said, trying to keep the panic from his voice. “You keep it! That’s the point of a gift!…
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Evan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
“Evan! What are you doing here?” Mario Hezonja exclaimed as he opened the door to his condo. “Well, I was in area and I thought, why not visit new teammate Mario and show him a good time?” replied Evan Fournier, looking down at the floor. “Is that the fun time you have planned?” Mario said…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
The interior of the ornately decorated French villa, located somewhat conspicuously within an Orlando suburb, was dark and silent. The normally bustling foyer and living room were empty. A slumping figure sat in the darkness, head in its hands. Evan Fournier knew he had screwed up. He knew he should have been more diligent terminating…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 22 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)
Evan Fournier relaxed in his recamier, the thoughtful and provocative sounds of Maurice Ravel’s Daphnis et Chloé echoing off the damasked walls. The architect had laughed when Evan had expressed a desire to recreate a French villa in the middle of an Orlando subdivision, but who was laughing now? Evan’s dinner parties were a hit…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/6/2014)
Evan Fournier reclined in his posh leather couch, enjoying a glass of the finest French Chardonnay. Just as he was about to put on his favorite recording of Debussy’s ‘Clair de Lune’, he was interrupted by his phone ringing. “This is the Fournicator.” “Is that what you call yourself now? It’s Jan.” Evan tensed up….
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2014)
Evan Fournier got out of his car and walked towards the row of townhouses. The house number he sought was right there, so he went up to the door and rung the doorbell. After waiting patiently for three seconds, he rung it again. Finally, the door opened, and Jan Vesely appeared in the doorframe. “Evan?…
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