Pushing the call button next to his bed urgently, Amar’e Stoudemire waited for his live-in nurse to arrive next to his bed. In a few seconds, Sherie rushed in, looking concerned. “What is it, Amar’e?” “Take me to the hologram projector, Sherie. I have some stuff I need to watch.” Sherie rolled her eyes. “Oh,…
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John Henson All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
“Hello, welcome to Chipotle, what will you be having today?” The burrito constructor didn’t even look up at who she was addressing as she prepared her burrito-constructing station. “Let’s see, I think I’ll…” At the sound of the familiar voice the attendant looked up and smiled. “Oh, it’s you! Two steak burritos, extra guac and…
Read MoreKevin Durant All 146 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 MVP Season Dunkilation)
Kevin Durant, unhappy with the way his season had ended, was going to pay LeBron a visit. Not a pleasant visit it would be, for the guest that LeBron would be greeting was no longer fully human. Floating above the city of Miami, silent as a whisper, Kevin could go as fast or slow as…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 145 Fadeaway Jumpers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dirkilation)
Dirk Nowitzki sat down at his desk, finally having made himself ready for this task of greatest import. Getting out the flamboyant feather pen that he kept around for occasions such as these, he looked at the blank parchment in front of him, wondering if he would know what to write. He had never been…
Read MoreJosh McRoberts All 31 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-2014 Dunkilation)
Josh McRoberts opened his eyes to find himself in a dimly-lit arena. The court bore no team-specific insignia, and there was nobody in the darkened stands. “Not this dream again,” he groaned, eying the basketball that sat at center court. “I know what’s going to happen when I pick up that ball. It’s going to…
Read MoreRussell Westbrook All 30 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Dunkilation)
30 dunks. That’s it. You know who else dunked it 30 times? Tyler Zeller. Stick to your crappy pull-up midrange jumpers, Russ. Aw come on man, you know I was just playing. You know I think you are one of the sickest dunkers in the league, man. Who would think a little dude like you…
Read MoreChris Bosh 25 Points Full Highlights (5/30/2014)
Chris Bosh sat comfortably in his bed, propped up in a veritable nest of pillows. In his hands was a copy of Leo Tolstoy’s “Анна Каренина.”, or “Anna Karenina”. As Chris read each word, he found himself engrossed in the worlds that they shaped. “This is truly a masterwork of Russian realist fiction,” he thought…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 261 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)
“Quit making so much noise! You’re going to wake them up!” Stephen chastised his teammate, Klay. “Remember the plan. Get in and get out.” “Yeah, yeah, I remember the plan,” retorted Klay testily, his words somewhat dampened by the black ski mask covering his head. “You only went over it like a million times before…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 185 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-2014 Season Three-ilation)
You know, sometimes misfortune just walks up to you and kicks you right in the nards. This is one of those times. I’ve been seeing this chick for a few months. It’s been working out pretty well so she moved in to my place a few weeks ago. She’s a full-time salesperson at Burlington Coat…
Read MoreMason Plumlee All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Weeks before the 2013-14 NBA season was due to start, brothers Miles and Mason Plumlee were drinking root beers outside their childhood home in Warsaw, Indiana. “I bet I dunk it way more than you next season,” Miles boasted. “The Suns are tanking next season and they’re not going to want to go out and…
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