Jabari is standing at the podium, ready to give his hall-of-fame inductance speech. In his mind he looks back fondly on one game in particular, the first game of his championship-ring adorned career, against the Hornets. They may have lost that night, but who is the real winner now? Looking over the assorted luminaries present,…
Read MoreTag: Story
Zach Randolph 25 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
Checking his red polo shirt in the reflection of his car window, Zach Randolph smoothed out the creases and took a deep breath. Walking around to the back of the Krispy Kreme store, he found the service entrance. Sure that it would be locked, he tested the handle, which turned easily in his hand. Having…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 19 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
Kelly Olynyk stood and watched the bus roll away. “BC Express – Canada’s finest discount transportation providers since 1973”. Sighing slightly, he picked up his duffel bags, readjusted his backpack and started walking down the main street of Kamloops, British Columbia. His great size attracted many curious stares, though no real recognition. Kamloops wasn’t really…
Read MoreCarlos Boozer 17 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2014)
Carlos banged his fist on the desk in anger. “What do you mean, ‘quarterly losses of 22 million?’” I thought you said this was a sure thing, Travis!” Travis, CEO of Booze Cruise Unlimited, shrunk away from his angry investor. “It is, Carlos, it is. We just need more money. People love you, man, and…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 11 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2014)
Slumbering serenely in my bed, I dreamt of all the normal subjects: females, unrecognized anxieties, food, and things that my waking brain does not let me recall. Whatever my dream was at that moment, it didn’t matter, for I felt myself being poked in the back, and I awoke. My girlfriend Nadine often does this…
Read MoreDwight Howard All 195 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Dwight Howard nervously sat in his car in the parking lot of McDonald’s store #59351. He tried to play it cool, but there was no need, really; it was an off hour and there was almost nobody in the parking lot or the restaurant. He would know, as he had been scoping out the place…
Read MoreBen McLemore All 34 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Ben McLemore walked into the community center with trepidation. He had never really been to a support group before, but his coach had convinced him it was a good idea. And the more Ben had pondered it, the more he agreed with his coach; the events of last season still bothered him more than one…
Read MoreChandler Parsons All 53 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas was almost trembling with excitement. Since posting Chapter 3 of her Chandler Parsons/Jeremy Lin fanfiction on her LiveJournal, she had gotten a lot of attention from the community for her well-written, believable prose. But they clamored for more: a chapter containing true X-rated material. She began to type. ————————— Chandler…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan All 245 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
“It’s been quiet around here lately,” commented Urgorx 77-Q, gazing out the expansive windows of the main deck with boredom. “Kronbub, are you sure that HQ hasn’t assigned as any more planets to initiate the sow/reap process on?” Kronbub 32-C, sitting at the controls of the spaceship, waved his anterior cilia to demonstrate similar levels…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 9 Points/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/15/2015)
With the game over, the championship awarded, and the season having drawn to a close, the TV was snapped off. As the man sat in his living room, remembering with fondness all the great games he had watched and all the great players he had witnessed, things began to change. The walls disintegrated, the furniture…
Read More