“Where’d you get that food?” James Johnson leaned back in his chair as he munched on nachos from a battered-looking, greasy Taco Bell box. “I snuck it in my bag,” he said smugly, interpreting the look on Kelly Olynyk’s face as one of jealousy. “Do you not remember how coach held you out due to…
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Gorgui Dieng 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
“Dear Diary, Despite the fact that it is barely November, already there have been accumulations of the cursed white sand which this land of Minnesota has been punished with by Satan himself. This has forced me to take precautionary measures much earlier in the NBA season than I am used to. If even one grain…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
Darius Bazley woke up confused. He didn’t remember having fallen asleep. All he remembered was being in the locker room after the game, celebrating a win with his teammates. Had he really partied that hard? After confusion came fear. When he tried to move his arms, he found they were strapped or tied so that…
Read MoreKyle Korver 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2019)
I’ve made a big deal in the past about me being totally done with women forever. And I want to reiterate right now that I am still 100% committed to the single man’s lifestyle. All the love and attention I would get from a theoretical girlfriend, I get from my subscriber base instead. And my…
Read MoreFred VanVleet Career High 34 Points/7 Assists/1 Injury/1 Return Full Highlights (10/22/2019)
After having to reject two stunningly beautiful women in the span of two weeks, I was starting to feel like something was amiss. To have one very attractive woman show interest in me, sure, I could pass that off as a fluke. But two in such a short period of time? That’s going beyond fluke…
Read MoreNicolo Melli 14 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/22/2019)
The past few weeks have been very eventful for your pal DownToBuck. The good news is, I’m back and I’m making highlight videos. The bad news is, well, it’s not really bad news, but there’s a lot of crazy stuff that has led up to this point. So I’m going to start at the beginning….
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
“You did WHAT?” J.J. Redick smiled apologetically. “It’s not a big deal. Voodoo’s just a bunch of phony baloney anyway, so it’s not like that lady’s gonna cast a curse on me for stealing her potions.” “But you believed in voodoo enough to steal the potions in the first place,” Zion Williamson pointed out. “J.J.,…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
J.J. Redick nervously drove down streets in a New Orleans neighborhood that he had never been to before. The small houses lining the streets ranged from “dilapidated” to “unfit for human occupation”. He wondered why he had elected to make this trip at night when everything seemed ten times as unsafe. Distant and not-so-distant police…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns All 105 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Karl-Anthony Towns gazed forlornly out of his window onto the Minneapolis streetscape below him. Autumn had been going on for what seemed like forever but the trees were all still fully clad with leaves. How much longer could it possibly go on? When would winter finally caress the lands of Minnesota with its snowy touch?…
Read MoreDavis Bertans All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
Waiting in his living room for his guest to arrive, Davis Bertans checked all his equipment with anticipation. Each component had been tested recently, but he wanted the reassurance that everything would go as planned. Plugging in his phone to the USB-C connector on the side, all the status codes came back normal. The doorbell…
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