Giannis and Ersan walked out of the practice together. “I know you’re thinking about this girl you like, but you can’t get get distracted and start showing up late for stuff,” Ersan said. “I wasn’t thinking about Rachel,” Giannis answered truthfully, even though he had the feeling that his teammate wouldn’t quite believe him. “Remember…
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Seth Curry All 113 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
The Taco Bell drive-thru was empty at three in the morning. A hoodie-wearing man rode his bicycle down the empty lane until he got to the speaker. “Uhhhh,” Seth Curry said, starting his order very indecisively. All he knew was that he had stayed up too late grinding for VC for his NBA 2K MyPlayer…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 87 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker woke up from the nightmare with his heart racing. His cat, Kempy, who had been sleeping on his feet, noticed that her owner was awake and walked up towards his head, wanting attention. Jabari scritched the cat’s ears while the vivid scenes of the dream replayed in his mind. Going up for a…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
A minute or so passed after that initial sip of the bright blue Mountain Dew of unknown provenance, but the body-wide tingling sensation didn’t dissipate. Klay took another drink of it, figuring that, if he was going to die of a rare neurological disorder, he might as well get to enjoy top secret soda flavors…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
After his occult ritual had been interrupted by his coach Steve Kerr, Klay Thompson walked from his front door back to his living room, but now his focus was lost, and he didn’t remember where he had left off. His goal had been to use the “portal potion”, a bottle of drink procured from a…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
Bojan Bogdanovic stood outside of the airport in Zagreb, trying to hail a taxi. A darkening sky threatened to turn the unpleasant rain shower into a drenching downpour at any moment, so he was grateful when a cab finally pulled up to him. He threw his small amount of luggage into the back and climbed…
Read MoreJerami Grant All 101 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The two brothers, one taller, one shorter but still quite tall, were sitting on the taller one’s couch, engrossed in a game of NBA 2K. As the differences in scores between their two teams got larger and larger, the shorter one became visibly frustrated. After the taller one executed a perfect alley oop between his…
Read MoreClint Capela All 235 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
In the back of the too-hot interior of the food truck, a too-tall man was putting the finishing touches on another large batch of carnitas. With each customer that appeared at the window, he took a quick glance before returning to his culinary artistry. The spot in front of the Staples Center was coveted among…
Read MoreBuddy Hield All 278 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
I drove the van through the night. Early in the journey, I had a pretty good idea of where we were and where Buddy was directing me to go, but by the time it started getting dark, I was totally lost. I don’t like to use my phone while driving (distracted driving is dangerous driving),…
Read MoreBuddy Hield All 278 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Some very weird things have happened to your pal DTB in the past 48 hours. Before you get the whole story, however, you’re going to get a rundown of the weirdness that has been present in my life for nearly two years now. I live with a 12-foot-tall statue of Buddy Hield. He’s made out…
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