Tim Frazier, curious about the website that was up on his teammate’s phone, looked over Kelly Oubre’s shoulder with interest. “Yo, you ordering pizza for us?” Kelly rolled his eyes, then returned his attention to filling out the online delivery form. “Obviously not. Nobody but me deserves pizza after how we played out there. It’s…
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Dennis Schröder Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)
Dennis Schroder rummaged through his duffel bag, looking for the last bit of equipment he would need to face the Jazz. Where was it? Pushing aside various red-colored armbands, headbands, anklebands, and bodybands, he found what he was really looking for. The Magic Lederhosen, bestowed to him by none other than Detlef Schrempf himself. He…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)
I had a scary and exhilarating experience last night. So, pretty much every night now, me and my 12-foot-tall purple 3D-printed plastic sentient naked statue of Buddy Hield go for walks in the area around my place. The weather here in Wisconsin is getting a little bit warmer, not that I think the cold affects…
Read MoreJames Johnson 31 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)
“James, come over here for a second,” Erik Spoelstra said to his player as the team prepared for the start of the first overtime. James Johnson raised one eyebrow. He figured his coach would give them all a peptalk, not just take one of them off to the side for some one-on-one coaching. But he…
Read MoreZach Collins 12 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
Zach Collins walked up to his locker and immediately noticed the piece of paper which was taped to its side. The paper appeared to be a handwritten note of some kind. He gently pulled it off his locker and began to read: “Dear Zach Collins, This is letter from team management. We appreciating the hard…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)
“There she is,” Taj whispered to himself as paused his preparation for shootaround, instead choosing to gaze in the direction of the practicing dance team. “My one, my only.” Nemanja Bjelica overheard Taj’s love-struck murmurings and walked over to stand next to him. “I tell you, man, all needing to do is go and talk….
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
An hour before their scheduled team practice, Cavaliers assistant coach Damon Jones cautiously approached J.R. Smith in the locker room. “Hey J.R. What’s up?” J.R. carefully slurped his spoonful of piping-hot chicken noodle soup before answering. It had just been taken out of an extra-long cycle in the microwave, so he had to be very…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2018 Dunkilation)
“Greg? Greg! You alive in there?” Greg looked up from the hypnotic white glow of his computer screen, embarrassed that he didn’t know how long he had been staring into it, lost in thought. “Wha-? Oh, yeah. Didn’t get enough sleep last night.” He turned his chair to face his coworker Virgil. “What’s up?” “You…
Read MoreJeff Teague 25 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
“Yo Jeff, you got a diary too?” Karl-Anthony asked, having walked into the locker room to see Jeff Teague sitting by himself in silence, writing in a small journal. “Lemme see!” Before Jeff could keep the diary from this teammate, it was snatched from his grip. “Hey, that’s mine,” he said weakly, knowing that he…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)
Kelly Oubre walked up to John Wall in the locker room. “So, yeah, we’re totally playing better with you injured and sitting on the bench.” John looked at his teammate coldly. “Why you gotta be that way, man? I’m in here supporting you guys every day.” Looking up from the YouTube video that he was…
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